#this good enough

[batteryaced]

I'm gonna get my girlfriend pregnant.

[dragonsbookcase]

25. What is the most slytherin thing you’ve done ;)

I have a list, I'm prepared for these things ky

-got a starbucks, brought it to a caribou coffee(a rival coffee shop) and drank it

-left a door often after a roasting fest with my sister when I walked out because I knew she had read the tumblr post about Slytherins leaving a door open after an argument

-asked a boy what my name was when the boy used "knowing me from a class" as an excuse to cut into the lunch line. He couldn't give me my name, his friends laughed for a solid minute

- alternatively, in the same class (ASL) with this boy, during a game, another boy mocked the other side that he was going to win because "the girl in the red shirt was on his team." I asked him my name; he couldn't give it. I told him to at least know my name before he used me to boost his ego

- spent two hours reading at the library when my sister and friend did homework, finished all of my homework in half the time it took them and got an A

- told a lady trying to scam me at a train station that I didnt have any money on me when she just watched put my card back in my wallet & hold an obviously boughten sandwich

- always started asking extremely deep & philosophical questions to my sleep-deprived, caffeine-deprived friend at 8am

- ran around for thirty minutes with my sister in a huge thunderstorm after midnight because the a/c wasn't working

- physically couldn't throw away an old ratty hoodie but gave a nice dress to my sister without a problem because I didnt need it

- yelled incoherently at geese to get them off the lawn I just took an hour to mow

- managed to sign a friend up during flex time at my school into the already full library because I sweet-talked. the librarian

- am know as the "bastard child" in my organic chemistry class because I'm the only one who likes math and not a fan of organic; completely ruined the curve on the first test and consistently scores in the top five

- "I've gotten two and a half hours of sleep, I have three hours of homework to complete for my class at 3:40, need to study for my physics exam, and I have to tutor someone today. If you touch my coffee, I will deck you here and now."

-and obviously, have sent my sister asks & posts to call her out merely for the smug satisfaction of her begrudgingly agreeing with me

[pokemondarkcrystal]

RP Starter

The sun rose, washing awya the gray of night and awkaneing the colors of the various tents and wagons set up and the edge of the fairgrounds. The inhabitents would rise a few hours later to begin their daily routines before the night's performances. 

While most slept one of the performers had awkaened early, silently opening the door of his trailer and stepped out into the sunlight. He raised his hand to sheild his eyes from the brightness and looked at the sky. It was bright and clear, the sun rising higher and the sky changing from the earlu morning yellows and oranges to bright blue. 

It would be a very good day.

With that fact settled in his mind he turned form the sun and slowly walked down the line of trailers, knocking on each door to awkane the inhabitents. Of course only a few would actually get up at this hour, but this was his morning routine and he wasd under orders to do so, whether they liked it or not. 

"All right, everyone," he said as he went. "Get up! You don't want to tick off the Ringmaster!"

Someone inside the next to last trailer shouted a string of profanity at him but he ignored it. They couldn't fault him for doing his job.