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OHHHKAYYYY DADDY (thanks for the photo dump I asked for)

Fucking woof… am I right?

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what is The Rumor?

during the will smith SC episode, one of the loathsome hosts (i can't tell their insufferable boston accents apart) emphasizes that he is completely serious about this rumor that he heard about isaac howard at the draft:

I heard to a couple of GMs that he said "If you don't pull me in the first round then I'm gonna bang your old lady," and that's why he ended up going.

this is important not because it is a True Fact (maybe it is, maybe it isn't) but because it is a story that hockey men like to tell each other about ike. it's peer reviewed. this is ike's rep. his big dick energy is so profound that hockey bros are willing to believe that 18yo ike told an NHL exec that he was going to fuck his wife.

#This Guy Fucks #anonymarshmallow #ikesavvy #putting it in the tag to spread the good word because there needs to be more BDE in ike fic