How about we skip October until the 31st and then November until thanksgiving

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How about we skip October until the 31st and then November until thanksgiving
one day i will not have a headache. today is not that day
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oh I'm sorry daddy, I didn't mean to yell. It's just that I have to he most painful fucking migraine known to mankind so why don't you fuck off into subspace or britian or whereever
Parenting my inner child is exhausting, guys
Literally had a progressively worsening headache for 16 HOURS because I (1) forgot I needed to eat, and (2) when I realized I needed to eat and not just subsist on water like a goddamn plant, I had the strongest welling up of "But I don't WANNA!" complete with little (metaphorical) foot stomp.
Like, what? Girl, why? We like food. We have tater tot casserole, that shit is the BEST! Why do we not eat and feel immediately better?
"Don't WANNA!"
Okay, but if we don't eat, the headache is going to worsen and then we'll just be in pain because of our stubbornness and stupidity. Are we this stupid? Do we hurt ourself in our Confusion?
"... No. *real sullen, small foot kick to scuff the ground*"
"Awesome, let's go eat some tater tot casserole!"
"TATER TOTS!"
Like what the actual fuck
Bruh I'm never crying again. If I cry then my head hurts and then I cry again cause my head hurts. 😭
I have suuuuch a headache
Fic Idea #charliedaycreepingin: Charlie drifting off into a weirdly successful life of crime with Mac's dad