Eridan, when are you going to start your band?
[ caligulasAquarium began ringing carcinoGeneticist ]
[CG]: WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT THIS EARLY IN THE GOGDAMN MORNING.
[CA]: its not that early kar stop bein a fuckin wwiggler
[CG]: WE DONT GO TO SCHOOL FOR ANOTHER TWO HOURS. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
[CA]: if you quit your fuckin whinin i got somethin important to be tellin you
[CG]: IT CAN NOT BE TWO HOURS IMPORTANT.
[CG]: YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR FUCKING THOUGHT BULGE IF YOU THINK IM STAYING UP TO LISTEN TO MORE OF YOUR SELF ABSORBED DRIVEL.
[CG]: I GET ENOUGH OF IT AT SCHOOL YOU POMPOUS ASSHOLE.
[CA]: kar its about the band
[CA]: i think im gonna actually start askin around
[CA]: somebodys gotta wwanna join
[CA]: even if it is just gam and tavv
[CA]: as awwful as that wwould be
[CG]: IM NOT BEING A PART OF THAT SLOP IF THAT HAPPENS.
[CG]: COUNT ME THE FUCK OUT.
[CG]: YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIPS, GAMZEE TALKING ABOUT THE MESSIAHS, AND TAVROS TALKING ABOUT HIS SHITTY MUSIC.
[CG]: IT WOULD BE A MIRACLE IF I DIDNT CULL MYSELF TWO MINUTES INTO OUR FIRST PRACTICE.
[CG]: WOW. MAYBE MIRACLES ARE REAL.
[CG]: THANK YOU FOR PRYING OPEN MY PREVIOUSLY GLUED SHUT EYES ERIDAN. THIS CONVERSATION HAS REALLY CHANGED MY PERSPECTIVE ON LIFE.
[CG]: I SHOULD ASK GAMZEE IF HE HAS ANY MORE OF THAT FACE SLUDGE SO I MAY SMEAR IT UPON MY NOW MIRTHFUL SKIN.
[CA]: savve the fake religious awwakenin for gam cause i aint in the mood for that shit
[CA]: i dont really got much else to be tellin you
[CA]: see you at school i guess
[ carcinoGeneticist hung up on caligulasAquarium ]
