#this is assault

[rumo-has-it]

How is Ad*m allowed to call 'mauling someone with my longboard' a skate move? Who allowed that?

[atinywrites]

help. @seacottons is BULLYING me 😭 make her stop hitting me 😔

[sukebancore]

haha gay

no...u

[blackwoolncrown]

vonbaghager replied to your photo “@decadentcryptid @aureatestarlight HEUURGHHH JUST BITE AN ORANGE WTF”

Extra pulp is valid. Sometimes you want an orange but don't wanna peel one yknow

you know good and well every word of this is pure shenanigans zee

[chasingrainbcws]

YOU DID IT, I’M CRYING. i love you guys so much, those sweet and encouraging words are a perfect reminder of how lucky i am to follow and interact with you all. @hxllonizxd​ we’re already ride or die, too late to get off this trainwreck, bitch -- no but for real all of my characters adore your moxxie, so.. yeah, too late, actually -- @cxymini​ sis. pls. u r goals. never change. everytime you send an ask my heart grows a little bigger. you’re a constant reminder that someone likes my content and i LOVE what you’ve done with a character that hasn’t been explored yet?? more, pls. @spiritboxed​ i have NO words for this affront to god, i do not deserve such praise from someone as talented as yourself but i absolutely adore writing with you and you’ve helped me develop my muses immensely?? @hellsloosecannon​ can i be honest? i’ve stalked your cherri forever and i stare longingly at ur posts on my dash like ‘man i wish i could write with her’ so maybe.. let’s.. get together.. wi nk.. @candyredmuses​ i can’t tell you how much this means to me????? i ADORE your molly and so does my angel. i’ve known her for all of 4 replies and if anything ever happened to her angel would kill everyone in the city and then himself.

[surlymccoy]

Me: [picks up the phone] --- yes, hello, police, i would like you to come arrest @diedsaving bc they ATTACKED ME IN BROAD DAYLIGHT

[commandervisor]

...I forgot there was a new Resistance episode because I was too busy crying over Elena that same day.