#this is his future

[theriseofkyloren]

Adam, in his 80s enjoying and loving life with his wife, children and grandchildren: 

Some random ass nerd: hey you killed Han Solo NOT COOL BRO 

[dejoovu]

taehyung future life:

lives in paris

has a lot of plants, like A LOT

wakes up at 6 am

wears a silk robe with flowers on it

sips coffee on the balcony while admiring the tour eiffel and the parisian suburbs

has a siamese cat

messy painting stuff all over the place

is vegan

goes grocery shopping, leaving his ons sleeping and hoping they will be gone once he gets home

sometimes goes to the library and stays there reading for hours

visits art galleries

eventually he gets inspired and draws his own art there

likes to lay on the grass

goes only in jazz and gay bars

when his mom goes there to visit him, he takes her shopping to the fanciest stores in champs élysées

[terrence-tich]

ralsei is constantly stanced up like an old man watching construction

[domestic-harry]

TELL ME THIS IS NOT THE REALEST HARRY SHIT

[knotkoda]

My brother is a Karkat???

He just called me, and I quote, "you, butt-jiggling poopnipple." 

[choochoomotherslagger]

That second one is the Nordic god of death and the bringer of the end-times. Commonly known as the World Eater. He's more of a Unicron than anything else.

While his mommy is too distracted to check his inbox, Junior cheeps and perks right up. He’s gonna grow up to be Unicron??

He’s already working on his fierce face.

He will be best Unicron dragon and Mommy will love him even more.

[insanelyimpulsive]

18: Who's your best friend

I don't /have/ friends. -grits his teeth- She died, and now I know better.