Seeing as your blog name is literally Solomon’s big naturals lmao… As the unofficial head of the titty committee, what are the rankings? Who has the biggest of naturals? Overall, what is the titty tier list?
When Lucifer tore off his wings did he also commit top surgery lmao. Did he loose his tits in the war? Manslaughter, Mastectomy, Malewife.
First off the Lucifer thing. Luci must have done a number on himself during the fall because I've heard of him slicing off his wings, ass and now tits. 100% down if Lucifer wants to give me top surgery too though.
Ight, titty time!
Okay so. Subtracting Diavolo, Beel and Thirteen because they're all S rank let's get started. Are they amab or afab?? I don't know actually?? Tits are universal<3
Minors PLEASE don't interact with this post! 18+ age indicator in bio please! This isn't too bad. Talk of boob groping, sucking and laying. Less of a ranking and more of me rambling about titties.
S tier naturals
Solomon: read my @. His power is stored in the big naturals it's a wizard thing.
Belphegor: hear me out- I think Belphie would have a nice set of moobies. Wonderful pillows! Great stress balls if you wanna grope something. Very cuddly!! You will suffocate.
A - C tier titties (in no particular order)
Levi: gamer boobies in my face yes please- I hc him as fat but smaller chested. Very sensitive, very shy, very whiny, very cute. I have a extreme bias for Levi boobs
Raphael: he's a hit man and his weapon of choice is spears. I'm assuming he has upper body strength up the ass so, muscular chest = squishy = tittie pillows. 10/10 would fall asleep on his chest. He'd rank higher if he wasn't stone faced during everything.
Mammon: I follow too many Mammon simps. Small tits but size isn't everything! ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° put those fucking things in your mouth he'll moan like a pornstar. (Gives skinny guy vibes but if I don't draw him with a man rack my sister will fucking stab me)
Asmo: similar situation as Mammon, flat but knows what's up. ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° piercings! Pretty & sensitive!!! PUT 👏 A 👏 NIPPLE 👏 CHAIN 👏 ON 👏 HIM👏!!!!
Mephisto: I looked up how much upper body strength horse riders need and apparently you gotta be fit as hell. Nice squishy chest but it's Mephisto and he's kinda a dick so points off.
Lucifer: dad body Luci is superior. Less muscle and more fat. Touch starved as fuck and even more repressed. GET! HIS! ASS! Make him beg you to touch his boobs
D tier boobies (no boob to rank)
Simeon: nothing's there I can't even legally call those things titties. Points for participation.
Barbatos: wooden plank of a demon. 0 tits, 0 ass, stone faced, doesn't make a fucking sound. I still love my flat fuck wife<3
Satan: you ever see a shirtless white guy at a water park? (Deviating from how I usually draw him bc it's Satan)
Izuku have chronic pain from one for all and his multiple injuries
Shigaraki have health issues from his quirk and now he have chronic pain from getting all for one and being experimented on
Aizawa have eye issues from his quirk
Wild: link have chronic pain from his injuries
Wild:Zelda have pdsd from holding back calamity Ganon for so long
Every link from every zelda game have injuries that never healed right
Shigaraki favourite games are the legend of zelda games
Wild:Link doesn't know what gender is
People in the breath of the wild don't care about gender( as long as your not from yiga clan or monsters then everyone don't give two fucks and mind their own business)
Do not continue reading if you haven't read the thousand year blood war arc and only know the anime - spoilers ahead
Let me repeat myself.
What
The
Actuall
Fuck?
What is the dumpster fire of a filler arc that is the Zapaktou rebellion arc? The whole bullshit with Muramasa? I just-
Okay. Okay. Like. Listen. We all know trough the last arc, and the whole reveal about Ichigo, his heritage and all as well as Renji having to remaster his sword and Kenpachi mastering his ,that Zanpakuto basically form their soul trough their owners reiatsu. The souls and core of a Zanpakuto is the manifestation of their owners reiatsu and their will and character. The sword is quite literally its own master and vice versa. Shinigami have to continously pour reiatsu into them for ages ,work with them every day, sleep with them - basically DO EVERYTHING WITH THEM for them to god damn manifest! And here they are trying to sell the two souls shit? What? WHY?!
And the whole bullshit with Byakuya doing the double agent thing? Really? I knew the arc was sort of fanservice - very badly written fanservice with a fuckton of plott hols mind you - but really?
Urgh ill need to come back to this later but I has to get this out or I couldn't have god damn gone to sleep
yeeeeeah,, remember a week ago we thought yeh s7 is gonna be so much fun, just the team having fun as they all deserve, and we were all happy??,,,, yeah i miss that, how are you holding guys?.
