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Tama |27| she/ they | | if it wasn't obvious- multifandom mess of a human being | I have no life but what else is new | we stan papa Kenpachi | 疲れた~

[just-shower-thoughts]

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

[advanced-procrastination]

Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed

[maybe-its-jake]

Today’s your lucky day

[sunnfl0w3rr]

nobody:

tumblr when Ides of March:

[silvergifs]

[curoopeez]

I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.

[chryza]

Hi today I learned about Starbrite cut sapphires and I’m going to throw up because this is the prettiest jewelry I’ve ever seen ever.

Proprietary cut by lapidary artist John Dyer. These are fucking magical.

[chryza]

Girl shut up! These are UNREAL.

[pliablehead]

'you can smoke whatever drugs you want idgaf' and 'apartment building etiquette is such that i should not be able to instantly smell your rank-ass weed stank through our shared wall' are two sentiments that can both be true

[byjove]

Tumblr is truly a prison. I’ll be like “I hate the way this website works. Broken filtering, broken search option, shitty moderating, glitches.” and then I’ll try to use any other social media platform and find it is somehow worse.

[frogmood]

capitalism likes to act like it’s the big grown up who takes life seriously but the entire system is based on such a laughably childish goals that a fucking 6th grader could tell you it’s unsustainable. trying to always beat your previous profit record is not only an obviously impossible goal, it shows a complete lack of forethought, and is also, completely pointless. it’s not the shrewd mindset of a master strategist, it’s the impulsive drive of an addict, always looking for a better high. its the kid who eats too much candy on halloween and gets sick. it’s childish and honestly just fucking dumb.

[frogmood]

like you want to just keep growing your business indefinitely forever? just grow and grow and never stop? you know what else does that? hm? cancer. you fucking clown. you absolute child

[homunculus-argument]

The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.

And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and

[olicrosse]

[cephalopodvictorious]

fixed it

[star-thief]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ourhg

[thememedaddy]

[homunculus-argument]

diabetics in fiction are all like "okay that was my 2:45 alarm for my little juice box that I need to consume right now and if you don't let me you are literally threatening my life" and half of all diabetics I know are like "lol guess what yall I almost died again, forgot to eat lunch (it's currently 6 pm) and almost passed out in the shower lmao"

[homunculus-argument]

The old lady next door called me and asked when we're coming home today, since she can't get her bottle of eye drops open. I said we'll probably be home by 9 pm, though she reassured me that she'd probably manage without them for tonight, but she'll need them again at 9 am tomorrow and she doesn't want to come knocking that early since we'll probably still be asleep by then.

No matter how many times we reassure her that we wake up between 6 and 8 am with no alarm every day, she's still convinced that we wake up at noon or 1 pm. Almost every time when she needs my help for something she'll apologise in case she woke me up. At like 3 in the afternoon. She is 100% sure that we just live like the wolf pupy tweet.

[homunculus-argument]

I was raised on the strict principle that the driver only drives. Shotgun seat is a duty, not a privilege. Second seat is the first passenger, the second in command. Shotgun does everything that the driver needs done. Driver wants water, shotgun hands them the water bottle, already opened, and closes it after the driver has had their drink. Shotgun manages the navigator, googles things that popped into the driver's head and wants to look up real quick. Reads the driver's incoming texts and texts back as the driver dictates - upon the driver's request. Driver only drivers. If your ass itches you don't take your hands off the fucking wheel, the secondant scratches it for you.

Then you sit down in the car of someone who's an excellent never-had-a-crash driver and watch in horror as they go 80 kmh on a curving forest road, opening a water bottle one-handed while applying lip balm with the other, changing music by pecking their phone's touch screen with the tip of their nose like a bird, all the while steering with their left ass cheek, and you feel your soul leave your body just in case your body is also gonna leave the car after it, through the windshield, in the near foreseeable future.

[byjove]

5 dead and 27 wounded in difficult conversation with mom

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]