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Tama |27| she/ they | | if it wasn't obvious- multifandom mess of a human being | I have no life but what else is new | we stan papa Kenpachi | 疲れた~

[thememedaddy]

[skykashi]

Omg that new Hashirama and Minato special PV is so good 😭 Look at my cute babies 🥹

[spielzeugkaiser]

It’s a beautiful day and you’re a horrible Shapeshifter!Jaskier goose

He’s off to wreak havoc. Why? I don’t know :D

[nowwavingnotdrowning]

When Ciri gets Jaskier & Yennefer in on The Goose Trick…or maybe Ciri is just messing with people’s heads again! @inexplicifics

[shrimpleasthat]

German Summer Gothic

The weather forecast says a heat wave is coming. It’s never been this hot before, you feel like taking off your entire skin. The Thermostat says it’s 23 °C. The basic rules of modesty do not apply anymore. You get as naked as you can possibly afford at all times. Can you wear a bikini top and boxer shorts to university? Your professor does. Flip Flop. Flip Flop. Flip Flop. You turn around to see if someone is following you. No one in sight. You walk a little faster. Flip Flop. Flip Flop. They’re almost here. You sit next to a stranger on the bus. Your thighs are touching. When you try to get up for your stop, you cannot move. The stranger is staring out of the window, but you can’t see their face in the reflection. Your upper legs have fused together and it will only be a matter of time before one of you consumes the other. It’s 36° and it’s getting heißer. Life doesn’t feel hard at all. It’s getting heißer and heißer. You try to turn off the radio, but as soon as you turn your back to it, it’s 36° again and it’s getting heißer. The Klimaanlage in the Deutsche Bahn is broken. It’s always been broken. You’ve heard people say there is a single car where it works, but it’s never the one you’re in. The doors of the Tram open and 50 hungry lungs breathe in in unison. You don’t hear anything but the rattling over the Weichen until the next stop. You didn’t know you could hold your breath this long. You come home to find all of your shoes have been replaced with Flip Flops. Even the Sandalen you put on your own feet this morning have transformed while you were out, it seems. Or did you put them on? You can’t remember. There’s no answers. You wake up to the sun shining in your face. It’s 4 am and your window is on the north side of the house. Mom asks you to mäh the Rasen. You are sure you did it yesterday, but you also feel your nostrils longing for the smell of frischgeschnittnem Gras. How long has it been since you’ve eaten anything? The Flutschfinger at the Kiosk is 4,50€ now.

[thetwofaced]

The Bus is not a bus anymore it is a stinki sauna that you will never escape from.

You try to buy an ice cream tup at the supermarkt but its sold out.

Your brain has meltet out of your head when you weren't watching.

[starlightxraven]

Nobody needs AI to search the Internet, court says in ruling against Google

Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry.

[appalachian-werewolf]

"Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry."

It fucking better.

[mrsjdavis]

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

[mabianas]

Ich habe mir spezialgelagerte Sondersocken gestrickt. ;-) Falls jemand nachstricken möchte: Grafik zum Einfügen der Buchstaben in das Sockengrundmuster der Wahl und noch ein paar Anmerkungen hier.

[just-shower-thoughts]

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

[advanced-procrastination]

Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed

[maybe-its-jake]

Today’s your lucky day

[sunnfl0w3rr]

nobody:

tumblr when Ides of March:

[silvergifs]

[curoopeez]

I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.

[chryza]

Hi today I learned about Starbrite cut sapphires and I’m going to throw up because this is the prettiest jewelry I’ve ever seen ever.

Proprietary cut by lapidary artist John Dyer. These are fucking magical.

[chryza]

Girl shut up! These are UNREAL.

[pliablehead]

'you can smoke whatever drugs you want idgaf' and 'apartment building etiquette is such that i should not be able to instantly smell your rank-ass weed stank through our shared wall' are two sentiments that can both be true

[byjove]

Tumblr is truly a prison. I’ll be like “I hate the way this website works. Broken filtering, broken search option, shitty moderating, glitches.” and then I’ll try to use any other social media platform and find it is somehow worse.

[frogmood]

capitalism likes to act like it’s the big grown up who takes life seriously but the entire system is based on such a laughably childish goals that a fucking 6th grader could tell you it’s unsustainable. trying to always beat your previous profit record is not only an obviously impossible goal, it shows a complete lack of forethought, and is also, completely pointless. it’s not the shrewd mindset of a master strategist, it’s the impulsive drive of an addict, always looking for a better high. its the kid who eats too much candy on halloween and gets sick. it’s childish and honestly just fucking dumb.

[frogmood]

like you want to just keep growing your business indefinitely forever? just grow and grow and never stop? you know what else does that? hm? cancer. you fucking clown. you absolute child

[homunculus-argument]

The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.

And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and

[olicrosse]

[cephalopodvictorious]

fixed it

[star-thief]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ourhg

[thememedaddy]