Oct 7, 2011
Tonight is RKSK initiation
As I have just learned, this includes:
Everyone getting shitfaced on vodka
Said shitfaced people stripping and covering themselves in body paint
Said naked, painted, shitfaced people cramming into a Uhaul and going to Lewis and Clark
Said naked, painted, shitfaced people who are now at Lewis and Clark will proceed to streak through our rival's campus
What makes this even stranger is that I learned this from the boy in my music class who practically oozes adorable awkwardness who, it turns out, can't wait for it to start.
Reed is truly a magical place.