#this is our normal

[freetheshit-outofyou]

[ayamari-no-goshi]

I got tasked with explaining the unhinged headcannon that happened tonight between me, @precarious-hermit (Mellan), @gremlin-bot (Grem), @thatoneweirdmusician (Conner)

Due to a joke, we accidentally got in the topic of cannibalism. Some of us are well-versed in true crime so criminal cases got brought up.

And that lead me to bring up a weird thing occasionally mentioned in criminal cases - which is a very nasty smell that seems to come from the very skin of the perpetrator which seems to be related to the body being unable to properly process that type of uh… meat.

I got asked what that smell smells like, but i didn’t have a good answer. It’s not really something I know how to easily find.

Then we had to brainstorm about what that smell might be. At first, the idea of the smell of infection came up. But that didn’t make sense.

Then Mellan goes, I bet it smells like the smell of rotting blood.

And we’re like, ‘no, no, that makes sense’

So because we weren’t be able to find a specific answer, we now have a headcannon about this weirdly specific thing

[struckbilovestruck]

Story Time My Pals 📕

So today I’ve been helping at home while my parents have been out in the field. They didn’t get home until a little after 10. We’re all exhausted and saying our good night’s to each other when I make a joke about my little brother.

I can’t remember what it was, but trust me, it was funny.

However, he didn’t see the humor in what I was saying.

SO THIS CHILD RUNS OUT OF HIS ROOM SWINGING A FUCKING LIGHTSABER AND YELLING, “I WILL FIGHT YOU!!!”

I quickly ran to the laundry room and grabbed the Batman sword that I had hidden there so I could defend myself.

(This has happened before. This isn’t my first rodeo kids.)

And that’s when the battle started. It lasted a total of three minutes before we were told to both go to bed.

We would have been stopped sooner but my parents needed to stop laughing first.

This is my life, y’all.

[flimango]

Sometimes I have to remind myself that most people eat dinner at, like, 7:00, not 8:00, like we do, and let’s be honest, half the time it’s at 9:00.

[sunnysidefries007]

[into-wonderland-caroline]

In November the US government is moving our family out of Washington😐 welcome to the the life of a military family where both parents are in the service tumblr 🤷‍♀️

[struckbilovestruck]

[after having watched Scooby-Doo and the Alien Invasion]

Salty: I think it's so great how we only saw Shaggy and Scoobys boos turn into aliens like three times and we still totally accepted it

Me: we accept the love we think we deserve

Salty: [glares]