#this is real.

[lactating]

jerking off to tentacle porn and the thread that connects me to my holy guardian angel glows brighter indicating i am executing my lifes true will

[chaicellowrites]

I just read your robin hood AU over on AO3 and I had to come over here to compliment you again!! Literally what a wonderful work you have blessed us cloho torsewell folks with (^O^)!! You have a fan ( ◠‿◠ )！

Enkly this is the kindest thing to say?? I've never made something that this many wonderful people have liked so much. This is the nicest most supportive fandom ive ever been apart of. Thank you so much for enjoying the fic, but thank you EVEN MORE FOR TELLING ME!!! It's nice to not be screaming into the void for a change. I will be spending the rest of my day, week, month, thinking about this comment and thriving off it.

[axopies]

for what

[mdlladyfingers]

Mick Jagger - Rolling Stones Rock and Roll Circus 1968

[spencethebence]

I need to prefix this with Howl's Moving Caste is an amazing book, that you all should read because despite how good the movie is because you really miss out on a lot of characterization and interesting plot points...

That being said, I totally forgot that Howl has a portal to the human realm where he, Sophie and Michael go through to retrieve a dick enlargement spell that got sucked through on accident.

[nails-teeth-neck]

the key to eternal satisfaction is realising you're just a combination of impulses and hormones, and everyone you interact with is a delicate flower with feelings and experiences. and you're a machine built to make them feel special. and then you can focus on your webcomics and/or podcasts. After you satisfy them.

[vongutundbose]

Kill me now.