#this is relatable right?

[altarhound]

If I could go back in time and become a knight, I think I would be the best there ever was

Give me a cause to kneel for, clear and direct instructions

Tell me “well done,” and I will devote my entire being to earning it again

Thinking is exhausting.

Let me be useful instead.

[pigeon-bitch]

How it feels when you're going throughout your normal day and you remember stuff from Tumblr

[stardustmuseum]

how can i fix my entire life by tonight

[magpie-exists]

ever try to watch a stream, and you start thinking "wow, this is a really entertaining stream, bit weird though," only to wake up and see jack pyroscythe screaming about murder, making you realise that you in face were dreaming the whole thing. and then you just go back to sleep

[thevampirepsychologist]

took mushrooms and i think i’m sexually attracted to fire

[iwantacoolusernameman]

So uh guess who's endlessly scrolling on pinterest to find a good reference picture to draw and then makes a tumblr post abt it without actually doing any drawing at all? Yeah it's me

[4phoenixfeathers]

Send help :<