#this is sooooooo

[forgotmysword]

yellowjackets wardrobe department really said Do Not Separate

[farmgirlfromkansas]

thinking about farmgirl butch!clark who does all sorts of hauling things around on the farm (biceps on display duh) while reader watches from the shade. and then her finding some private place on the farm to finger reader until she's whining and crying for more <3

good lord my knees just buckled. ryn you fucking genius i love you

[hmw2]

BYE I DIDNT THINK THAT THEY WOULD LITERALLY BOOK IT TO BOSTON FIRST DAY OF OFF-SEASON……

[oscmints]

frat boy lip seeing someone else flirting with you and he gets MAD jealous—especially if it’s someone from his fraternity

god is real and my prayers have been answered. i love frat boys. it's an unhealthy addiction, really. anyway heres a blurb bc i love this so much!!

you were all dolled up. your showiest top in your favorite shade, a tiny black skirt on your hips. you paired that ensemble with platform sneakers and your staple jewelry. your hair was perfectly curled, half back in two braided pigtails, with stray curls framing your face. your lipstick complimented your skin perfectly, and your eyes were lined in the same shade as your top. you looked hot.

you looked hot, and lip was ignoring you.

you justify it to yourself, he's busy working the bar, dispensing out beers to the brothers in his frat, and pouring shots and cups of punch for every blonde bitch that was already far too gone.

you rolled your eyes, turning back to the pledge in front of you. he had some dumbass ballcap backward on his head and a tee unbuttoned down to his chest. what was his name? john? or, josh maybe? josh sounded right. he was flirting his ass off with you, and making the situation even more unbearable by telling you repeatedly how "nobody has to know baby," and "gallagher won't mind sharin' will he?"

you were disgusted. you would've slipped away from his slimy ass about four songs ago if it weren't for the fact you were boxed in by drunk girls to one side and a grinding couple on the other. you nod with a tight-lipped smile as josh tells you about his parents lake house, his slurred words going in one ear and right out the other. before you know what's happening there's a hand on his shoulder and lip is barking an order at him.

"hey pledge! your turn on bar, get ya ass over there. now."

"yeah yeah, whatever. asshole." josh replies with a roll of his eyes. he goes to leave but lip stands in his way.

"what did'ya just fuckin say to me?”

you see the color drain from josh's stupid, smug face and he forces down a gulp. "y-yes sir," he stammers out.

"that's what i thought." lip says. he lets a beat pass before he ticks his head towards the bar. "no drinkin' back there either!"

you cross your arms, glaring at him for a split second before lip's hands are on your hips and your back hits the wall. he kisses you stupid, all teeth and tongue and desire. he presses into you in an almost needy fashion, with one hand squeezing the meat of your ass.

"my girl," he growls in your ear as he pulls away.

you laugh breathlessly. "well, that pledge over there seems to be under a different impression. kept tellin' me you wouldn't mind sharin' me." you tell him, watching his face contort into an incredulous smirk.

"oh yeah?" he asks, twirling the two of you around until your back is to his chest and he's against the wall. he sways your hips to the beat of the music, lips caressing your ear so you can hear him over the bass. "well, don't you worry y'pretty head, okay? i am not fuckin' sharin' you. an' that asshole has no fuckin' chance of becoming a brother here. i saw the way he was bein' with you."

you smile to yourself, moving against him with more freedom. "y'were lookin' at me?" you ask.

you feel him nod, fingers digging possessively into your hips. "all fuckin' night. couldn't take my eyes off ya."

[noctiva]

Psst! Licking cum off Toby's face after a bj

Kisses<333

-Jackalope

I think he’d go into cardiac arrest tbfh LMAOOOOO

he’d already be all flustered and pink from you finishing on his face - eyes wide and hazy as it drips down his cheeks - so if you leaned forwards and started licking it off?? he might just pass out because of how quickly all of the blood in his brain would rush straight back to his dick

expect it to turn into a messy makeout sesh where he’s panting into your mouth and trembling from being able to taste you on your tongue

[nicollekidman]

I hadn't seen the inciting post yet when I started to mentally draft my anon so I thought the anons were about why we followed you in the first place not what we thought about you, so I had mostly thought that out and then had to figure out the second part at the end.

I've been following since at least mid-late 2016 based on where you are in my following list and if I recall correctly I was following someone else that you were at the time mutuals with to intentionally help inoculate myself against seeing things I just didn't really care about (I was young and in fandom so I was trying hard to make sure I didn't fall into anti nonsense by carefully curated exposure therapy) but then that person started getting into drama that I found excessively annoying (honestly don't remember over what or who they were) so I perused through some of the people they reblogged from semi often and you were chosen as my new window into other fandoms and drama.

At some point you started moving into things I actually had some form of opinion on so it was fun to see someone I didn't actually interact with giving views. You bounced back and forth between some stuff and it was usually like, for every three things you'd post about I cared about one of them.

Then you got into your more in-depth sicko era and that's when I really locked in, it's been very fun. It makes me want to join in but unfortunately my main and fandom account are mutuals with someone who I know irl who I have been avoiding for six or so years and I haven't posted on either since 2020 to be able to keep my dashboard and continue ignoring them at the same time. As for you as a person... I think you'd be a good person to be in a group chat with, with sporadic intense one on one dms. Would love to briefly be chatting in a kitchen at a house party with you.

hey…. hey….. would LOVE to chat in a kitchen at house party with you, one of life’s most blissfully romantic moments

[caffinateddragon-blog]

the last part of the ep has to be seen in full

[ratatatastic]

naughty boy box but in your captains hometown edition which is somehow funnier