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I Started From the Bottom/And Now I’m Rich

link to AO3 AUTHOR: x_los E, 57869 words, 4/4

RELATIONSHIPS: Lan Wangji / Wei Wuxian BLURB: time-travel fix-it; wwx restarts from sunshot, black widow serial killer

SUMMARY:

“First, you get the money. Then you get the power, respect - hos come last.”

Wen Qing traps Wei Wuxian in the Demon Slaughtering Cave, but Wei Wuxian isn’t interested in being the beneficiary of the Wen Remnants’ noble sacrifice. His efforts to free himself accidentally send him back to the beginning of the Sunshot Campaign. Coreless but armed with demonic cultivation, knowledge of the future and his wits, Wei Wuxian takes advantage of this opportunity to come out on top of both the war and its aftermath—before either has a chance to happen—by marrying and swiftly burying the cultivation world’s worst men.

Lan Wangji is confused, hurt, and uncomfortably aroused by Wei Wuxian’s improbably elaborate series of Sect-themed bridal negligees.

pining, mutual pining, marriage of convenience, arranged marriage, no sunshot campaign (modao zushi), fix-it, wen qing lives, transmigration, time travel, weddings, alternate universe - sugar daddy, sugar daddy, black widow - freeform, protective siblings, family, dysfunctional family, family bonding, sugar baby, consort, politics, demonic cultivation (modao zushi), canon-typical violence, implied/referenced sexual assault, canon-typical domestic dysfunction, canon-typical gore, ballad 39: tam lin, yiling laozu, crack treated seriously

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