May 23, 2025
Trying to crack Dominion strategy with augments feels a bit like trying to out-wrestle a Vulcan.
Fantastic idea to have your five (5) augments working on this problem! Now let’s just check if the Dominion has dabbled in any gene engineering and… oh. Oh no.
#star trek shitposting#every time a founder so much as stubs their toe#they create an entirely new civilization of miserable gene engineered strategists#who can never feel joy and subsist on the pure light of statistics#this is their Only problem-solving method#you will not beat them at this game#anyway something something Take Me Out To The Holosuite as a metaphor for how you beat the Dominion#not with ships and strategy but by doing something completely different#make them question why they even started this fight in the first place#star trek#ds9#ds9 statistical probabilities#jack pack#augments#the founders#the dominion#vorta#jem’hadar