#this is... fun

[storytelers-a]

“Nice!” bending down, she observed Jamie’s technique -- it was much better than the one she used. “Where did you learn to pick locks like that?”

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[pitchburgh]

The commentators have actually given up. I've never seen this before. Joe Block just joked that shots of the crowd were "stock photos of people enjoying themselves" and now Bob Walk is ranting that statcast calculates home run distances incorrectly - "it's a meaningless number."

[eeveesweetie]

So I'm taking this first aid course, and on the website it strictly says "if you're 5 minutes late, the doors will be closed and you will not get your money refunded" so we're all here at nine, when the class is supposed to start

It's nine thirty and the instructor still isn't here

[chericheribaby]

get yourself a friend who would explain the omegaverse to you

[tiktaaliker]

ok i think I get why y'all like Splatoon so much

[starlitslumbers]

heeheh hoooohoohhohooo

[runningwolf62]

So, I’m playing Pathfinder for the second time and branched out a little. I’m playing a fighter.

I’m looking at the stat boosts I get and the stuff fighters do and holy shit guys I’m gonna fuck shit up.