#this js true

[liuisi]

sometimes you just have to eat a third of a watermelon in small slices over the kitchen sink

[dykephilelverum]

the thing is chris fleming does not only have a tumblr account. he is ACTIVE on this website. he name searches frequently. and i have posted in the chris fleming tag so many times. which means he is simply choosing to avoid me at all costs. which is fine. but i know he’ll see this, so monsieur fleming, since you are reading this, i showed my dad one of your youtube videos once and he immediately asked me if you’re gay after it. didn’t even have any reaction to the contents of the video. slammed that question down right off the bat. and that is exactly why i have chosen this url. thank you so much for your service

[king-moron]

Eggs are the original lava lamps

[hushedhippie]

When I was in 3rd grade, I was deeply offended and hurt that an animal was labeled as a “thing” and not a person when learning nouns. I remember writing a poem about how a pig was not a thing, but a living being.

[4libra]

baekhyun: me: aaaaaAaaaaaaAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[haaleema]

I remember last year I was so sad I couldn't get my nose pierced and this girl I hated showed up with hers pierced and I was so jealous and wanted her to get it taken out the next day she came with a bandaid over it because it got infected to this day I still believe it was because of me