#this mess meme

[believeinasmilingcecil]

"How'd we get in this mess?"

((3- Trapped in an elevator))

”..Did you try pushing the button again?” Cecil sighed, sliding down the wood paneled wall of the elevator and staring blearily up at the row of buttons before him. The god’s side sneered at them, turning his vessel’s gaze to his double. [Do y o u have any ideas, d e a r?] he mused, quirking an eyebrow. 

[believeinasmilingcecil]

How did we get into THIS mess?! o3o

((15- Mistaken for a crime spree couple and thrown in jail))

"This is all YOUR fault!" Cecil snarled, directing his accusation to his resident deity and not their cell mate. "If you hadn’t flaunted your light, we’d be outside right now!" 

[C a l m yourself, P a l m e r. What does our f r i e n d here think?] the god crooned, smirking at their acquantance. [After a l l , they thought we were a c o u p l e.]

[imjacksonandimawerewolfinlondon]

"How'd we get into this mess?"

13. Got snowed in to a remote mountain cabin

Jackson pulled the curtain to the side, sighing lightly. "Yeah, there's no way we're leaving until this clears up. And the report said at least three days, maybe four."

"Well, this doesn't have to be all bad," Stiles says from the couch, messily wrapped in a blanket, hair sticking out in every direction.

Jackson snorts, smiling as he walks over and wraps his arms around his mate, pushing him back so their laying down on the couch, Jackson lying somewhat between the other's legs. "How do we keep getting into these messy situations?" he murmurs, not really expecting a response.

But, being who he is, Stiles just shrugs nonchalantly. "The universe just wants to have lots of hot, crazy sex, and I am not about to tell the universe it is wrong, so we should go and started, because if we're gonna be here for at least three days, I expect you to be hard the entire time. Hop to it, sexy boy!"

[imjacksonandimawerewolfinlondon]

"How'd we get in this mess?"

5. got snagged in a hunter’s trap

Jackson was lying on the forest floor trying to slow his breathing and control his shaking body. Around his ankle is a bear trap, the jagged metal teeth scraping at bone and tearing his muscle. Marcus was at his side, petting his head and trying to calm him down.

"Jackson, just calm down, you'll be okay, I can get you out of this."

He knows his mate can help. He knows that. But he can't do anything if Jackson keeps panicking, keeps his heart rate up so his blood pumps faster and rushes out of his body. He has to calm down first.

"How'd we get into this mess," he heard Marcus mutter, more angry at the world than at Jackson at the moment.

"P-probably had someth-thing to do with us ch-chasing each other through the preserve a-and not watching where w-we were going--fuck." He winces, curling in on himself when his leg twitches and the metal teeth dig in farther into his muscle and nerves. "Just get it off me," he demands through clenched teeth, whole body twitching with the effort to stay still.

And with that, Marcus sighed and in one swift movement, and pried the trap off of Jackson's ankle as his bonded let out an agonized cry, eyes flashing a brilliant blue.

[daemonaraneae]

"How'd we get in this mess?"

10. Have been handcuffed together

"If I knew, I assure you, I'd be fixing the problem." Jim blinked slowly, trying to get accustomed to the pounding in his head, likely an after effect of whatever drug they'd both been given.

Raising his left hand to run through his hair proved more difficult than he'd expected, as the detective's right hand was attached to it by very short-chained handcuffs. A low whistle escaped the criminal as he took full note of their situation.

            "Clearly someone wants us to play nice."

[daemonaraneae]

"How'd we get in this mess?"

3. Are trapped in an elevator 

Jim leant against the wall of the chamber, rolling his eyes. He really hated elevators for their propensity to do this. While it was uncommon, it was possible, and thus it was an annoyance.

"Someone hasn't been keeping up with the maintenance here. Dear me, they're in for a shock of retribution later." 

Smirking at the actor, he shrugged his shoulders and pressed the button to call for assistance, "Knowing how these places work, we'll probably be here for a while, so I'd get used to my company, Richie."