#this shit writes itself

[nortedwayfinder]

It's possible I am the only person on this planet earth insane enough to have this fucker on my island-

[peppercornsystem]

you're located in the appalachias? florida must've moved since last time i was there...

Hey dipshit it’s almost like we moved from Florida to the Appalachias. You have way too much sass for so few brain cells.

[poorly-drawn-woh]

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Smooth as butter

[bam-stroker]

torsewell has compelled me.... many thoughts to put down in writing

[jeza-red]

I cannot.

The post about porn ads got slapped with a Mature Label within seconds of me posting it!

The ad for the porn app, however, is currently THE ONLY FUCKING AD I SEE NOW. Every ten posts Tumblr shows someone's cunt in my face.

The fucking irony of it is about to do me in.

Hey, @staff wanna tell me what's that about?

[crowns-of-violets-and-roses]

It is important that validating legislation does not go too far. To take an example, suppose it is discovered that a church, believed for many years to be a place licensed for the celebration of marriages, is not so licensed and it is necessary to validate the marriages celebrated in that church. In such a case, it would be going too far to validate all marriages celebrated there because this would have the effect of validating marriages void for other reasons, such as consanguinity or because a party was under the minimum age. The proper practice would be to validate all marriages which, but for the defect in the licensing of the church, would have been valid.

There's definitely a fanfic plot in this. Two characters get "married" as a joke both knowing that for some specific reason the marriage won't be valid but years later a badly drafted piece of legislation means that they are now married for real.

[pisspope]

having an absolutely diabolical idea about a higuruma fwb fic where he's also your boss and just beating himself up over the fact that he's your superior and shouldn't be fucking you but can't bring himself to stop

[h0mespun]

I know that nobody cares but the US Open bracket play is complete and it’s been so buzzy already. like ostapenko telling Townsend she has no class and no education?? Horrifying. 3 of 8 women’s quarterfinalists being mothers—crying, shaking, this literally sent me into the love game outline to write a subplot for McKay. Alcaraz’s commitment to the cranberry Nike colorway, with the matching shoes… everything to me. Don’t even get me started on Sara and Andrea’s platonic forehead bumps during the mixed doubles final.