#this was not scripted

[thebreakfastgenie]

when the Hawkeye Pierce jumps out

[thatmaskedanon]

<A jar of sand falls from the sky.>

*It shatters onto the floor.*

COME ON.

FOR FUCK SAKE, BEES BACK IN YOUR HIVES!

[thatmaskedanon]

but my child you’re going to go to hell if you don’t love me :( that’d be sad

also fun fact we’re a monotheist religion despite literally having 3 gods

The answer is no, I know a cult when I see one.

[thatmaskedanon]

*Holding a tube of superglue*

Will you now? :)

You would be actively harming me. I won't hesitate to peel off my skin. This is not a prank in my eyes, just a torture method.

[thatmaskedanon]

Naw this us fun

Where's them bug fuckin muscles, guy?

Doesn't matter, I'll just sweat my way out of here.

[thatmaskedanon]

*applies more ductape and paints a few more stars on the mask hehehe*

Ugh.

*He still hasn't noticed the other stuff.*

[thatmaskedanon]

why not

It's not productive. I was trying to clean the place!