#this-bard-is-on-fire

[unlikelyescapes]

"Crow daddu" - Jesper

@zemenioil

“Of crows... arguable. But not of you.”

[incorrectfmaquotes]

Winry: Your mom let you get a tattoo?

Edward: It’s not a tattoo, it’s a birthmark!

Alphonse: Okay, I’ve been stuck with you since birth and that was never there before.

Edward: Yes it was! You’ve just never seen me from the left side until now.

[unlikelyescapes]

"I'm curious. When was the last time you slept next to someone?" (Zemenioil)

Kaz looks at him askance.

“Didn’t always have my own room,” he says with a twitch of a shrug, just enough impatience in his tone to communicate that it’s a ridiculous question, though hopefully not enough to imply he’s hiding anything and encourage Jesper to nag. It’s true, if not quite a direct answer to the question. He doubts four feet away, in a separate bed fits Jesper’s idea of next to, although it certainly fits Kaz’s. Crammed against the wall with his face turned away, he kept his gloves on all night, every night.

But telling the real truth is not an option.

Curled up on Jordie’s silent chest.

[incorrectfmaquotes]

Rebecca: …Perky breasts!

Riza: Rebecca, you know I don’t like it when you swear.

Rebecca: Riza, breast is not a dirty word.

Riza: I can’t hear you.

Rebecca: Breast.

Riza: Can’t hear you.

Rebecca: Breast.

Riza: Can’t hear you.

Rebecca: BREAST!

[mei-rin-blossoms]

💕

send 💕 to just grab my muse & kiss them!@this-bard-is-on-fire

It happened so suddenly that Mei-Rin’s first thought was to punch the one who had grabbed her so roughly, but soon, her body got strangely weak as she felt the kiss on her lips. Even more when she noticed who was the one to press their lips against hers...

Closing her eyes, she not only allowed Bard to kiss her, but actually returned the kiss, smiling softly against his lips.

[mei-rin-blossoms]

"Marry me."

Send me, “Marry me,” for my muse’s reaction to yours randomly asking them to marry them.@this-bard-is-on-fire

The question, asked all of sudden, surprised Mei-Rin, and she turned to glance at him. They were just cooking dinner, and it was not a thing she had thought he was thinking of.

“E- excuse me?” she muttered, not even realising how dark the blush on her face was.

[ask-teammustang]

Breda, what if the cat you were petting actually turned out to be a dog in a cat costume?

[she-jo]

this-bard-is-on-fire replied to your post “These! Fucking bombs! Are fucking scary!”

My work is literally down the road from that fed ex facility. :((((

Holy shit! I’m glad you’re alright!