Somehow Incorrect FMA Quotes

Please DO NOT submit or tag quotes with any pedophillic or incestual ships. Queue last filled: 5/21

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Olivier Mira Armstorng: He looked at me the way all women want to be looked at…

Rebecca: Awww.

Olivier Mira Armstrong: With fear in his eyes.

Rebecca:

Rebecca and Riza: Awww.

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Hughes: How’s the world’s most beautiful woman doing?

Gracia, blushing: Awww, I-

Roy, bursting in: Hawkeye’s doing good! Thanks for asking

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Rebecca: I don't need a man!

Rebecca: The problem is, I still like men.

Olivier Mira Armstrong: We all have flaws.

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Winry: I have 4 friends.

Al: But there are 5 of us.

Winry: Ed is my special idiot.

Winry: That’s different.

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Ed: What are you doing?

Mei: Poking around.

Ed: You can't do that!

Mei: I can do anything I want. I'm cute.

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Ed: If you were a veggie, you'd be a cutecumber.

Winry: If you were a fruit, you'd be a watermoron.

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Winry: Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.

Ed: What are you talking about, you’re gonna get chocolates.

Winry: No Ed, that’s not-

Ed: Why is this something to argue about?! YOU’RE GONNA GET CHOCOLATES.

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Winry: Ed has been trying to convince me ‘gwen’ is short for ‘gwenjamin’ for the past thirty minutes and I’m three seconds away from throwing another wrench at him.

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Riza: What’s wrong?

Roy: I’m having wife problems with you.

Riza: What? But I’m not your wife.

Roy: I know. That’s the problem.

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Winry: Ed, are you alright? Ed: Why do you ask? Winry: Because this morning I overheard you speaking to the glue and asking if it can hold your life together.

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Winry: You’re cute.

Ed: I am an atrocity to the Gods, but thank you.

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Mei: Do you like cats?

Al: I love them!

Mei, trying to impress him: [pushes his drink off the table]

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Riza: I honestly don’t think you could tie your shoes without me.

Roy: I’d make it a week.

Riza: Really. What’s your social security number?

Roy:

Roy: Five.

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Roy: I don’t know if I still have feelings for Hawkeye.

Hughes: Well then, let’s figure it out.

Hughes: Imagine you and Hawkeye running through a field of flowers-

Roy: Yeah, I'm still in love with her.

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Winry: I've been dropping hints that I like Ed.

Ed: Hey, Winry.

Winry: Go away.

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Riza: We’re going out in public. I expect you to be on your best behavior.

Roy, to Ed and Al: Yeah, kids. Listen to your mother.

Riza: I was talking to you.

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Ed, to someone new: Have you met my weird roommate yet?

Winry: STOP CALLING ME THAT TO PEOPLE!

Winry: I’m his wife.