Somehow Incorrect FMA Quotes

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Mei: You will marry me.

Al: Actually, it’s ‘will you marry-’

Mei: I said what I said and I stand by it.

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Ed: I need you there. Winry: Why? Ed: I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.

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Riza: You’re so delicious as a concept, but as a real person I worry for you.

Roy: Thanks.

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Havoc: You know they say you fall in love only three times in your whole life tim-

Roy: That's wrong.

Roy: I fall in love with Hawkeye every day.

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Paninya: I want to go on a shopping trip where I am the only one in the shopping mall and everything is free.

Winry: Paninya, that’s called night robbery.

Paninya: So be it.

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“I am very cute and nice but I will also destroy you if that’s what needs to happen.”

— Mei Chang

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Rebecca: Don’t call me past 12 AM unless we’re dating. You’ve missed office hours.

Riza: Honestly 7pm.

Olivier Mira Armstrong: Please don’t call me at all.

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Mei: In 20 years, I guarantee you, I will be Alphonse's second wife.

Al: What happened to my first wife?

Mei: Nothing you can prove.

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Riza: Are you really that stupid?

Roy: I dare you to say that again.

Roy: Only this time say "Colonel, I love you."

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Fuery: Do you think the Colonel loves the Lieutenant?

Havoc: I texted him once asking what being in love felt like

Havoc: and all I got in reply was a picture of Hawkeye’s face.

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Winry, angry, and looking at Ed’s automail detached from his body: How are you gonna explain this one? Ed: Verbally, because you don’t look like you’re in the mood for the dance I’ve prepared.

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Rebecca: I'm just not used to high ranking military official who aren't completely self-absorbed and impossible to have a conversation with.

Roy: If that’s a thinly-veiled criticism about me, I won’t hear it and I won’t respond to it.

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Roy: Hawkeye, I feel like I’m being replaced as your partner in crime.

Riza: Colonel, don’t be ridiculous.

Roy: Then tell me again why Hayate gets to ride shotgun and I’m in the backseat?

Riza: He gets carsick and you know this.

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Roy: I want to wake up with you for the rest of my life.

Riza: I wake up at 5 in the morning.

Roy:

Roy: I want to go to bed with you for the rest of my life.

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Ed: What would you do if I was kidnapped?

Winry: Wait until they let you go voluntarily.

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Ed: Ling, I know you think you’re helping, but you’re not.

Ling: I don't think I'm helping.

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Winry, seeing Ed for the first time in months: [gasps]

Winry: There he is! Little King Trashmouth.