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You're a dork

//Danielllllle

I’m dragging you into this when you come back for the summer.

IT’LL ACTUALLY PROBABLY CORRESPOND TO KEVIN COMING BACK IN CANON TOO, SO IT WORKS.

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Which Kevin is your Kevin? ((Could you link me so I can see the cutie patootie??))

//Ohhh, that’s a complicated little question!

The Kevin from the gif is my friend Danielle, who can be found at her personal, thisblogisgonnasuck.

This blog’s official Kevin is still to be revealed, if it isn’t already obvious~

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//So, for Danielle's (thisblogisgonnasuck) last birthday, she requested a Diego/Cecil/Kevin/Carlos foursome written in the style of My Immortal. It has taken me this long to complete it, because every time I started working on it, I had to stop and just kind of rethink the events of this humorous fic. (This might be a good time to inform you all that I wrote this down on paper last February, and the sequence of events in this fic are entirely coincidental.)

But yes! Happy really, really belated birthday, Danielle!

SETTING: in cecils radio station.

CHARACTERS: cecil, carlos, diego, Kevin

WRITER: Me! Lol!

CREDIT: I want 2 thank Danielle. HAPPY BIRFDAY LOL!!!!!!!!

Once, Diego and Kevin went to Cecils radio station to have some fun (AN: not blood fun, the sexy kind of fun!! XD)  because Cecil was saying things on his show that made Strecorp look bad, and they couldn’t’ have a bad reputation if they wanted to take over the town! Diego slicked back his slicked back hair and grinned and smiled at Kevin when they got to the door of the station (AN: its the radio station.)

Cecil answred the door.

“What the fuck do you want?” he said.

“you’ve been saying things on the show that makes Strexcorp look bad,” Diego said.

“Have not.” Cecil said in argument.

“Have too.” Kevin said angerly and in an appalled tone of voice.

Suddenly, Carlos was to the door, and he looked PISSED. “Fuck you.” he said to Diego and Kevin. He had long black hair, black skinny jeans, and a black shirt. His shirt was unbuttoned. That could only mean one thing. (AN: hint: it’s s*x!)

“Fuck YOU.” Diego said to counter Carlos statement. He pulled out a gun and was goig to shoot them both.

They were all stared at each other and then Kevins eyes were shining like sparkily black orbs and he said “No Diegooo! I wanna fuck Cecil!” Cecil looked appaled himself.

“Ugh.” said Diego. “Fine. Whatever.”

“Yayyyy!!!!!” said Kevin and he grabbed cecil up in a big hug.

“WAIT NONONO YOU CAN’T DO THAT!” everyone turned appalld to look at the door, where Carlos was was standing looking angry. “Don’t you dare touch my boyfriend!!” Carlos said. Then he pulled out a gun!!! (AN: dont ask me teh type of gun i dont know dat shit lol)

Carlo started shooting the gun. It hit Kevin!!! Then Kevin was dead. “Nooo! Kevin!” Diego saod, so appalled that his boyfriend was dead.

“Come on Cecil,” Carlos said,”Let’s go home.”

“But wait!” said Kevin. “I was going to fuck him!”

“Oh yeah.” Diego said. His eyes were shining like mean black gumballs of doom. “Okay. Cecil, you must fuck kevin! And Carlo s has to do it to because he interuptid!”

Carlos was angry because he had important science things to do, (AN: lyke psychics and shit, u know) but he said okay but it was too late because Cecil and kevin were already having s*x!!!

“Noo!” Carlos said appallled. He was going to tell Cecil to put his clothes back on but cecils you-know-what (AN: i’m not gonna say teh name LOL dat wud b gross) looked really good and carlos felt his c*ck getting rly hard!

“Oh yes!” said kevin (because cecil was touching his ding-dong) “Yes more!”

All of a sudden Carlos was really horney. He wanted to fuck something and he saw Diego by the door watching. Yes!!! “Diego!” he said. He ran at the door, but diego held him back and Carlos felt that he was hard. Diego didn’t talk but Carlos knew that he wanted to do the s*x. Cecil was still saying “Yes Kevin!” he said.

Cecil was giving kevin a blow job and Carlso was jealous. So he got on his nees and started sucking on Diegos meat popcicle! Diego screamed and cmae into Carlo’s mouth. kevin wasped and was appaled. “Not fair! I am the only person that does that!”

“I can do it for you to baby~~~” carlos said because he looked like Cecil. But kevin didn’t respond because he was giving Cecil a blow job (AN: cuz u cant talk wit a thingything in ur mouth DUH!) Carlos pushed Kevin out of the way and started fucking cecil’s schlong dongadoodle with his tallywhacker!

So Diego started fucking Cacil to! And they were all fucking in a big glob, like an orgie! It was a really HOT orgie!

Cecil came first an then kevin and then did Carlos who came twice in a row!!!

Cecil and Carlo was walking home to NightVale when Diego said “That was totally cool. Let’s do it again someday.” Cecil nodded but Carlos was appalled.

“But I have science to do!” He said. “I don’t have time for that kind of thing that wastes time that could be used for science!”

“There will allways be a time for sience “ kevin said. Carlos nodded He was true. “Ok.”

“Yay!!” Diego said.

And they all hugged and lived happaly ever after.

I HOPE U LIKED IT~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!~!!!!!!!~~ PLZ LEAV GOOD COMENTZ & REVEWS & SHIT IF U WANT MORE SEXY NV GUYS!!! XDDDDD

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Happy birthday to me! 

//For my birthday, Danielle (thisblogisgonnasuck) and I went downtown (in Chicago) to spend the night a fancy-shmancy hotel. Obviously, the only thing to do was to cosplay! 

(It wasn't full-on cosplay because we were running around a fancy hotel with an active nightclub, and there were a few instances with drunk twenty-somethings and elevators that suddenly feel very small when you're small and have an eyeshadow beard.

This is part 1! 

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// thisblogisgonnasuck 

DANIELLE, KNOCK IT OFF WITH THE K-POP.

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♣

//Most of my irl friends call me Rose, but my internet friends tend to call me Rosie, because otherwise they everyone would confuse me with Christopher Rose in conversation. :P

And then there’s Danielle, who calls me Sugarlumps.