So last night I dreamt that I fell through a portal to hell and you know how we picture hell as? A cave, or things on fire, etc. but in my dream it was literally just a hotel and I tried to find my room and then Satan helped me and I poured him a glass of wine and he yelled at me and then he was like "hey it's okay you've had a rough life go ahead and cry" and then he asked me to get this one guy to die (not necessarily kill him, just die) because he thought he was cute and wanted to date him and I thought it was the cutest thing ever so I agreed and the next day the guy walked into a house fire and burned and I made Satan happy and then he started to tell me how God was super picky and never let any gay person into heaven so hell is basically where all the minorities and underdogs went and God was the real villain and if you don't think that's cool then I'm sorry but I'm gonna go write a book now
