I'm imagining my pneumonia as a snooty male talk show host and I have no idea why. Like when I'm coughing hes making a racist or sexist joke and I'm trying to get him to stop. It's weird af
Oh and hes British for some weird goddamned reason.
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I'm imagining my pneumonia as a snooty male talk show host and I have no idea why. Like when I'm coughing hes making a racist or sexist joke and I'm trying to get him to stop. It's weird af
Oh and hes British for some weird goddamned reason.
Captain Hook must have taken fingering to a whole new level
You know I just love eating dough. Bread dough. Pizza dough. All the dough.
I just love me some fcking dough
you know what iâm actually so annoyed that the riverdale writers took a therapy session with jughead and decided to make it about fpâs experience being abused and how jughead should feel sorry for him?? like while that remains somewhat valid and needed to be said, especially with jug out here putting his grandfather up on a pedestal when he literally KNOWS he abused his dad, but??? how many opportunities is riverdale gonna give us for these kids to get therapy? you never know when it comes to this show but iâm gonna say this was most likely pretty much it and they decide to spend jugheadâs session on talking about fpâs experience with abuse????BITCH ? when jugheadâs got an ex gang leader ex alcoholic father and drug dealer mother, BOTH of which have physically manhandled him on multiple occasions, one who actually handcuffed him to furniture at one point, both who regularly use raised voices and intimidation, often physical, as parenting tactics????????? both who created such a shitty and dysfunctional home environment they split and even after the fact, jughead STILL thought it a better alternative to be HOMELESS for like weeks?????? but they decided we needed jugheadâs therapy session to be about how insensitive he was being to his dad and his dadâs experience with abuse?????????? like i think fp deserves sympathy but that a.) doesnât somehow erase the fact heâs been abusive and b.) that doesnât mean i think JUGHEADâS therapy session should be spent talking about that instead of the abuse HEâS had to suffer at the hands of both his dad and his mom. how do you fuck that up, riverdale??
This therapist is amazing. Sheâs like the voice of the fandom telling the characters to get their shit together.
ICONIC.
Mrs. Burble is the hero we all needed
ADRESSING ARCHIES TRAUMAS AND GRIEVING HIS FATHER!?!? ADRESSING ARCHIES HERO COMPLEX??? ARCHIE GETTING SOME EMOTIONAL DEVELOPMENT!?!? AN ADULT GIVING ARCHIE HEALTHY AND POSITIVE COPING MECHANISMS!?!?
in honour of what will likely be another sympathetic alice boo hoo episode heres some fun facts about alices relationship with bettyïŒ
not giving 2 shits about her daughters 2 year long committed relationship with her bf in favour of hooking up with her baby daddy ïŒshe dated for a month in highschool and lied for DECADES about him being the fatherïŒïŒliving with him not caring that its making her uncomfortableïŒ
leaving her homelessïŒ
abandoning herïŒ
after hearing her daughter was being harrassed by a killer instantly start saying she is doing it for attention because her and her bf are boredïŒ
choosing a stranger claiming to be her sonïŒTWICEïŒover her own daughterïŒ
after bringing up her self harm instantly told her to shut up and ignored it for YEARSïŒ
telling her to her face she trusted a cult more than her because she is scared of her....her 17yrold daughterïŒ
her being happy she is âdoneâ with her boyfriend and that they never have to interact with them againïŒ
starting her drug addiction after years of shoving pills down her throat!
all that neglect and emotional abuseïŒ
forced her into helping cover up a body that she killed not letting her get help the smart moveïŒ
forcing herself into a high school play under the guise of getting closer to her daughter...even though its totally inappropriate and manipulative she even broke down in front of her whole room her friends begging to her daughter that she comes home..... in publicïŒbecause she didnt want to live with a killerïŒïŒ
is a lowkey alchoholic that drinks constantly around her children and in a deleted scene went on a drunken rant to which betty had to deal with!
told EVERYTHING about bettys sex life to a cult and every illegal thing not only her but her family has doneïŒbut it was for the fbi rightïŒïŒïŒ
literally dying infront of her daughter as she tries to revive her, when she wakes up goes on a rant about seeing the light, sells her house and tells her to live at the cult or be homelessïŒ
gave away her tutition to a cultïŒïŒFoR THe FbIïŒ1ïŒ1ïŒ
SENT HER TO A MENTAL ASYLUMïŒwhere she was abused and drugged...like her other daughter she also sent thereïŒïŒep 9 s2 betty references how polly was treated by the sisters as horrible ïŒshe knows what the sisters were like she went there so did polly but she chose to send her there anyway she cant plead ignorance on that guysïŒ
betty helping a bunch of abused children giving them a home and a safe place to stay told her it was all on her and then let these easily manipulated mentally ill children join a cult, actually she pushed for thisïŒshe wanted those kids to be at the farmïŒwhich she claims she was âundercoverâ forïŒsurrrre
burned all her photos while her daughter begs her to not join the cult, tells her she âhas to let her goâ ïŒagain her mother to her 17yrold underage childïŒïŒand that her past means nothing to her ïŒincluding her daughterïŒ
lied to her daughter that her sister tried to kill herself and she couldnt see her....she lied about suicide.....to her 16yrold....
told betty she couldnt be friends with archie, veronica and jughead because she hated their parents AND after being super excited to join the cheerleading team told her she couldnt and that she had to quit becacuse she does not like the blossomsïŒ
convinced her daughter she is a serial killer because she forced by her father had to put her cat out of her misery while it was dying all because she has a gene her father the actual killer didnt even haveïŒonce again aliceïŒshe has killed a person, bettyïŒshe hasnt killed anyone self defence or not
read her daughters diary
instead of staying out of it chose to join the fbi as an undercover agent, didnt tell her daughter, abandoned her while âkeeping in characterâ, full on disappeared off the face of the earth right after betty watched her father be murdered infront of her, decided to pop back in to her daughters life got her friends with benefits baby daddy, her house, her long lost son, her job and no consequences for her actionsïŒ
i believe she is the worst parent, no she may not of had killed people or is in the spanish mafia but you know the difference between her and penelope hal clifford hiram hell even FPïŒthey actually get held accountable for their actions, alice continues to get away with this and betty keeps forgiving it the show normalises and even hypes up this behaviour for the sake of alice stans
i will forgive the sex tape the wig everything that riverdale has done thats dumb af if alice is finally told she is a horrible mother by betty in this episode, this is the perfect time and if this is another alice cries betty holds her forgive and forget session im gonna be so disappointed, because in the end this is all abuse what she has done and it needs to be treated that way, why is alice allowed to do thisïŒdont pull the âItS AlL An ACt For ThE fArMâ card she has been doing this since ep 1 s1 she didnt change and will never change
ïŒTHIS ISNT MADCHEN HATE i love her although her pushing falice this much can be disturbing, she is a talented actress and i love her in twin peaks my issue is with the character alice cooper....not to be confused with the singer.....or the comic version shes pretty chill ngl....ïŒ
So with that huge cliffhanger from TGP, I wanted to pool my thoughts under this Read More. The âTest Subjectsâ, so to speak, have all improved in their own ways⊠except for Simone, I think. Which I know, controversial opinion. But Iâm stuffing my thoughts under this read more.
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THIS!!!
Conservatives:Â âCensorship and political correctness is ruining America. We need to fight back and exercise our free speech and not care whoâs offended.â
NFL Players:Â âIâm glad you feel that way. Weâre going to kneel during the National Anthem. We donât care whoâs offended.â
Black Lives Matter:Â âWeâre going to demand an end to police brutality and refuse to worship the police. We donât care whoâs offended.â
Autistic People:Â âWeâre going to refuse to make eye contact, refuse to eat foods we donât like, and refuse to conform to traditions. We donât care whoâs offended.
Same Sex Couples:Â âWeâre going to hold hands and kiss in public. We donât care whoâs offended.â
Transgender People:Â âWeâre going to use public restrooms. We donât care whoâs offended.â
Poor People:Â âWeâre going to say that thereâs no such thing as a good billionaire. We donât care whoâs offended.â
Children:Â âWeâre going to talk back to our parents. We donât care whoâs offended.â
Youth Rights Activists:Â âWeâre going to say that any parent who spanks is a child abuser. We donât care whoâs offended.â
Feminists:Â âWeâre going to talk about male privilege without coddling menâs feelings. We donât care whoâs offended.â
Conservatives:Â âOMG EVERYONE IS SO DISRESPECTFUL!!!!! AMERICA IS GOING TO HELL!!!!!â
Conservatives are dense as hell honestly. They really think that âwhy is this a problem now all of a suddenâ is a solid argument⊠like this has always been a prominent issue, Bradley. You just didnât pay attention until it was on your Facebook timeline.
THIS!!!
Conservatives:Â âSome Muslims hate LGBT people. Therefore, the entire Muslim religion should be labeled as a hate group.
Conservatives: âSome Christians hate LGBT people. Therefore, hating LGBT people should be a right protected by freedom of religion.â
The difference is homophobic muslims hang gay people
âhomophobicâ Christians wonât bake them a wedding cakeÂ
Umm⊠actually, theres a long history of Christians being violently homophobic. Christianâs to this day murder LGBT people in hate crimes. They donât want us to exist, period. Theres really no difference between homophobic muslims and homophobic Christians, theyâre all homophobic and should be considered hate groups.
Out of all the criticisms of millennials, the one that Iâve never understood is âmillennials arenât bigoted enoughâ. Some of us actually try not to be racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, ableist, etc. and thatâs somehow a bad thing? Okay
As a conservative, I canât help him. Heâll become dependent on it. Itâs his own fault for getting into that situation.
Or maybe Iâd help him if he gave me his entire life savings like sick people often have to do.
The best part of this is that a conservative is saying this.
We are exactly in the middle of 6/9/1969 and 6/9/2069
THIS ONLY WORKS TODAY
Sherlock: The Hounds of Baskerville | Riverdale Chapter Fifty-Seven: Survive the Night
Eeeeeeeeeeee
Can I just bring attention to how lonely Betty is right now??
That scene where is Edgar Evernever is asking her to join the farm. Was truly heartbreaking.
Betty has almost no support system right now that the audience can visibly see. Jughead has had some serious family drama the last few episodes (which is fine, but we have seen only a few times were Juggy has been able to support Betty on screen). Archie and his boxing storyline. Veronica and her mob storyline. Although, I am thankful that Betty has been bouncing between her and Juggyâs place.
But Edgar wasnât wrong. Everyone else besides the core four that mattered to her were in that room. Her dad was in prison. For trying to kill her. Yes, Betty was turning to him. BUT ONLY BECAUSE SHE HAS NO ONE ELSE.
Her mom -Farmie
Her sister -Farmie
Her âbest friendâ, Kevin -Farmie
Her cousin, Cheryl - Farmie
Her niece -gonna be raised a Farmie
(To say nothing of Toni, Fangs, and her school principle)
These peopleâŠnow all know her secrets. They all know about chic and the dead body and everything else that her mother told the farm about her. Such an ultimate betrayal.
So, when Edgar Evernever was persuading Betty to join. Itâs like he knew how weakened she was. How vulnerable she was. He wanted to capitalize on that, just as how he capitalized on the loneliness of all the other characters in that room.
He was basically saying âjoin us and you can have your family backâ. And Betty. Wants her family.
Then, when you see her almost give inâŠitâs truly such a moment. It would be so easy for Betty to just give in and join. It would be so easy for Betty to let everything go and be with her mom and sister.
But Betty doesnât give in. That is just how powerful of a person Betty is. She is being offered a home, her family, her friends. But she knows that there is something seriously wrong with the farm (I mean all the characters should have known that when they found out Evelyn was a 26 year old posing as a 17 year old married to a 35+ something year old)
Anyway, I donât know why Edgar is honing in on getting Betty to join. I donât know whatâs gonna happen to her at school when Edgar gave his Farmies an order to âcatch herâ. What does he plan to do once he catches her? Force her into a baptism where she drowns and no one helps her like she did with her mom. I truly donât know
If Hal is dead. I truly worry about Betty. I hope the writers realize that the Farm story is probably the most intriguing story line this season and will maybe give Betty some more support.
I donât know if it was a choice to isolate the core four from one another this season, but it feels like it. I am not saying that they arenât involved with one another at all. Itâs just they truly have so many other things happening in each of their lives right now. How can they be a good support for one another?
End of rant
wait, are those babies getting younger?
becauseâŠwhat?
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