#thisimaginarylife

[irk-miller]

Telling ghost stories and cooking marshmallows (Lucky Charms marshmallows 😂) around the campfire... #thisimaginarylife #stellarules #edygrey #doglife #howihopeditwouldbe #sisterpower

[halffizzbin]

Turn-off or turn-on: virgins, chest hair, shower sex, chocolate, light bondage. (Separately, that is. Not all at once. Though that would be... interesting.)

Virgins:

in fics, ON (but not like, reluctant dubconned virgins like in romance novels)

irl, ON?? Because I'm into dudes who don't have casual sex, and also because I have an attraction to innocence that's a little creepy maybe but WHATEVER TUMBLR DOESN'T JUDGE.

Chest hair: IT DEPENDS. (Hoechlin should be allowed to keep his)

Shower sex: ON (even though I know if I tried it in real life I would probably split my head open)

Chocolate: ON ON ON

Light bondage: ONONONON

[ravelqueen]

Harry Potter, Argus Filch

Harry Potter - Tell us about a scar on your body

Ok, I have a very nasty looking scar on my right upper arm. It looks really brutal, but really it was just stupid. I was looking at a flat share and scratched myself on one of the glass picture frames. It bled like a bitch and because my connective tissue is shit this now looks like someone took a knife to me ;)

Argus Filch - What's the worst job you've ever had

I haven't had so many jobs, and I enjoyed them all in their own way to be honest (maybe because often times I didn't do them long enough to hate them)

The job I enjoyed the most had the most horrible part though. I taught English in Japan and I loved it (it was the reason I'm now studying to be a teacher) but there was this one group of 3 kids....they were horrible. I got up on monday and dreaded having to see them in 7 hours. They were like a powder keg, just a horrible combination, 2 girls (6,5) and a boy (8), at 4pm and my Japanese isn't that good.

I had them for 90 minutes and it was a chore every single time (thank god I'm studying for the higher grades, urgh elementary school)

[gyzym]

Thought this might amuse/horrify you. Apparently, cooking with gyzym (semen) is an actual thing. If you do a search for "Natural Harvest : A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes" you'll find... well. A cookbook with a collection of semen-based recipes.

YEP YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY AMUSED/HORRIFIED ME OH MY GOD WHAT EVEN

[halffizzbin]

So I just wanted to let you know that all of that genderswap talk has totally made me want to do a big genderswap series wherein EVERYONE swaps gender for a while. Or maybe they switch back and forth like in that movie Zerophilia (bad movie - great premise.) Allison would make a super hot guy. I bet she'd look like Ezra Miller. I will probably not get to this for months, knowing how fast I work on things. But I wanted to share anyway. Because it's your fault.

DO IT. AAAAAH.

I want Boyd to be like a 6-foot super built woman who walks around in short skirts and a pair of Erica's heels and secretly enjoys all the covert lusty looks he keeps getting but equally enjoys how fast they scamper when he turns around all like WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT.

[ravelqueen]

Dylan O'Brien and Darren Criss

I'll have to go with Darren on that one, for several reasons.

One, Darren was my first serious celebrity crush and you never forget your first^^

Second, as much as I like dylan I think I'd probably have more fun hanging around with Darren because NEEERRRDDSS

Third, DARREN IS ACTUALLY IN MY AGE GROUP OK!

Finally, Darren has been

a bit more, let me say, generous

LET IT NOT BE SAID I DON'T REWARD EFFORT OK

ETA: though yeah ok, julie's blog made me remember, he has redeemed himself on that front pretty spectacularly