k so you know how time is measured by the radiation in a caesium atom or something? well what if we built like a giant igloo or something with two super insulated layers: an outer one and an inner one and in between the two the air is so fuCKIN cold that it slows down the rate at which that caesium atom lets off radiation or whatever (absolute zero would be preferable but not *absolute*ly necessary) that time is slowed down. THEN on the inside of the igloo it's a normal temperature (bc the layers are insulated af) and all the tumblr bloggers can go there and waste "time" BUT IT WONT BE WASTING TIME BECAUSE TIME IS A MANMADE CONCEPT BASED ON THE SPEED OF SOMETHING THAT CAN BE SLOWED DOWN SO WE CAN PROCRASTINATE FOREVER HAHAHAHAHELPMEFINALSARECOMINGHAHAHAHA