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‘you’ and ‘u’ in the same sentence
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grammar is either horrible or perfect flip a coin
no periods at the end
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- taking multiple texts to
- explain something so the recipient
- can follow along
- “sorry i fell asleep”
If ur arabic ur great If ur arabic and muslim ur great If ur arabic and queer ur great If ur arabic and muslim and queer ur great I know it seems hard to believe but you’re not bad you’re not awful
Hey if you’re not arabic can you reblog this? I hardly ever see any positivity towards us and I just wanna spread love to my Arab siblings
i’m always a slut for equal rights
Rich people: “If poor people didn’t want to work for super low wages, they should have gotten an education.”
Rich people: “We should close more public schools.”
Trevor reports on an airline passenger who mistook math equations for a terror plot.
The Daily Show and the USWNT take on myths about the wage gap (and destroy a Fox News guest’s opposition to equal pay in the process).
Seriously, how is this not a thing?
Maxine feels the Bern.
When I introduce a confusing topic for the first time and the kids are lost.
When one kid starts complaining and then they all decide to join in.
Students, when they insist that they get to do something they saw someone else doing, no matter the circumstances.
Things I never thought I'd say as a teacher #27546 "Ok we are going to have to make it a rule that at lunch you may not lift your food above your head." And have students who have trouble following that rule...
My most recent ‘I can’t believe I said that’ thing is “Umm…why are you undressing in the classroom?” to a student who was taking his jeans off before we were going out for recess. (He had athletic shorts on underneath.)
Oh oh I wanna play To a group of seniors, “Please stop paying the other students to eat tissues…I know it’s technically not against any rules, but c'mon.”
If more people want to share the ridiculous things they’ve had to say to students it will make my Saturday that much brighter. :)
To high school students: But why did you turtle his backpack?? —————————————- Me: Give him his hat back. Boy 1: But he took my phone. Me: Give him his phone back. Boy 2: But he took my boot. Me: *eyes rolling* Give him his boot back. Boy 1: It’s in the bathroom. Me: Sends Boy 1 to the bathroom. Boy 1 returns: It’s gone. Me, unbelievably having to call a male administrator to go check the bathroom: I don’t even know anymore what happened. —————————————- Said to student taking a test: Are you eating a steak right now? (Yes, he was - it was a very large venison steak, in a gallon ziplock bag, and he was eating it out of hand like it a savage).
To an AP class: “You are no longer allowed to fart in the classroom. If you can’t hold it, please step into the hallway.”
On Friday:
Me: “Please don’t turn in paper with gum stuck to it ever again.” Them: “but we covered it with other papers so it wouldn’t be sticky! It was an accident!”
Later in the period:
Her: “Ms. G, look!” 😩 “can I go to the bathroom to get this gum out of my hair?!” Me: “Nothing in the bathroom will help you get that gum out. Want me to cut it?”
Since I am lazy, I don’t enforce the no gum rule. It’s just too much work for something that is usually not a problem. But apparently THIS CLASS can’t handle it.
To my co-teacher: “I sent [student] to the counselor because [assistant principal] took his piece of string and he was angry.”
“Please stop eating your bellringers!”
“Please stop calling each other ‘crusty’ and making associated noises.”
“Can you please stop making race car noises?”
“Okay, the next person to say ‘turtle’ is going to get sent to (insert administrator name).”
“Ms. C, your name has 7 letters in it. Are you part of the illuminati?” “Just because it does doesn’t mean I’m illuminati.” “THAT’S JUST WHAT SOMEONE IN THE ILLUMINATI WOULD SAY.”
This is 7th grade, mind you.
Omg yes the illuminati bs. Every time I wear my deathly hallows necklace!
Also: I now say “keep all body parts and possessions to yourself” because kids get crafty with elbows if you leave it at hands and feet.
“Please stop licking him”
“Okay, the next person who dabs is getting a conduct cut.”
“Please stop hitting the quan and return to your seat.”
I forgot about this until @hey-miss-teacher reminded me…yesterday I also had to say “OKAY, the next person who mentions the Illuminati is going to have to leave the room.”
when will my DS stylus return from the war
teacher: any questions, class?
me: ya what the fuck
