#thisisnotnews

[idestroyhumanity]

#ThisIsNotNews https://www.instagram.com/p/CgLGFvgPOMb/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[blessyd]

#GeoffreyOwens works in the @traderjoes I shop in. Never once did I think to even say anything about his acting career. He’s on his hustle. #LeaveHimAlone #ShameOnYou @foxnews, that was tackless. #ThisIsNotNews Happy Labor Day Happy Monday 💙 #Classic #Elegant #Style Show the Blue Shoe Syndicate how you do blue! Click the link in my bio to join the Blue Shoe syndicate. #BeInspired by #TheStylist #WorldwideStyle #RockOut #TheNinaverse #OriginalDiva #doBurkeStyle 🇵🇦 #Panamá🗽#NYC 🏝 #CA https://www.instagram.com/p/BnRffJwHeYm/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1wvyrx3s6qtl1

[thetruehappy]

Is this seriously a real article? This is the most desperate attempt at clicks I think I've ever seen. Secondly, Google is wrong I have never shown any interest in Kim Kardashian. WHY GOOGLE, I THOUGHT YOU KNEW ME?! #thisisnotnews

[cableopinionnetwork]

Every few days, I will take a screenshot of a certain website and highlight the Things That Are Not News:

-Unlabeled (or hidden) Opinions Disguised As News (UO)

-Clickbait (headlines which reveal little-to-no content until you click them) (CB)

-Misleading Headlines (headlines which are just not telling it straight) (MH)

-Headlines where they quote one or two words but make it seem like the whole line is a quote or like the one word is somehow ‘controversial’ (Q1W or Q2W)

-Other stuff that bothers me

[lazyladywolf-blog]

nanananana...batmannn.

I've been out and about the last two days, which is a real change up since its been winter. It was fun, but its nice to be back home in my batman pants.

[beevomitbooboo-extra-blog]

To give you an idea of how small the place I live in is, here is a run down of the past three weeks newspapers. Week one, front page; parents who had twin girls, had some more twins. (How do I genetics?) Week two, front page; a baby was born on Christmas!! (That's a one in 365 chance you know!!) Week three, front page; there were some break ins, one of which my dad actually discovered. It was a garage that was opened, the car was taken, they drove it a mile or so, then abandoned it. My dad found the empty garage and reported it. Also on week threes front page, the supermarket I work in made money over Christmas. I fuck you not, this is front page news here.