Mar 12, 2015
Conversation on True Testament of Adam and Eve
Matt : *looking at rules of the internet* Rule 30: no girls on the deep part of the internet
Me : *inunamused voice* Tumblr
Sebby : *giggles*
Matt : Rule 30.5: vaginas are penis’ in a girls body no exceptions
Sebby : *breaks out laughing*
Me : *clears throat* I think it’s that penis’ are vaginas until they drop
Matt : wait but Adam and Eve
Sebby : *continues to giggle*
Me: what if it was Adam and Steve and Adam got so mad at Steve that he kicked him hard in the junk he got a vagina and it knocked his hormones around
Matt: so the rule is true *raises eyebrow*
Me: maybe just maybe *strokes chin evilly*
Sebby : but boobs
Me: That is a conversation for another day
