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I found the Bingo sheet below and just for giggles calculated how many of these things I’ve actually done during a Chemistry lesson. I have done 19 out of the 24 things mentioned on that list!!!!! That’s mortifying! (but kinda hilarious too). 1) Forgets lab notebook. Erm, yeah, I have…quite a few times. Sorry Sir! 2) Breaks something. Just last week in fact…and it wasn’t the first time either. 3) Whines. Constantly. It IS Chemistry after all. 4) Someone talks about crystals. Copper sulphate? Am I right? 5) Asks a needlessly specific question about something unimportant. I haven’t done this because I’m way too confused all the time to even formulate a question let alone a specific one. 6) Student doesn’t know how to use equipment. This is reflux apparatus, yeah….? 7) “I hate Chemistry I just want to be a doctor.” This is my MANTRA, alongside ‘why didn’t I take physics?!’ 8) Submitted a report but never attended lab. Never done this but I have walked out mid-lesson before. 9) Clearly didn’t read lab manual. We don’t have manuals but we do have instruction sheets for practicals that are way too long and way too boring. 10) Didn’t clean bench. Iodine and potassium permanganate make blue biro run, did you know that? 11) “Is this dangerous?” Answer: Just don’t drink it and you’ll be fine. 12) Didn’t move backpacks to window. Nearly killed my teacher once by leaving my bag strap loose on the floor. Oops? 13) Student doesn’t properly dispose of waste. The single most uttered line in the Chemistry lab will forever and always be ‘can (insert name of chemical here) go down the sink?’ 14) Made up science. I’m so confused can you blame me? 15) Sig figs? Who needs ‘em! I couldn’t agree more. 16) “Why isn’t this working?” Every lesson. Every. Damn. Lesson. 17) Gramatically challenged blackboard response. I do English Lit, what do you expect? 18) Asks how to use Excel. We don’t use computer software in Chem. 19) Student spills liquid. ……yeh ok. 20) “I want to drop”. Both literally and acid…(both meanings of that last one). 21) Student went to the wrong lab room. In my defence Mr Drake never stays in the same damn room twice. 22) Where is (insert name of glassware here). I swear Mr Mawson hides them! 23) Doesn’t know lab partners name. We have a tiny class, this doesn’t apply. Hooray! 24) Grade grubs. Don’t get me started.

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