Lucifer: I love you more
Chloe: I love you more!
Lucifer: No, I love you more!
Chloe: Noo, I love you more!!
*a week later*
Both: I LOVE YOU MORE!!!
Dan: YOU KNOW WHAT I'D LOVE? IF YOU BOTH JUST LOVED EACH OTHER IN SILENCE!
Both: ...
Lucifer: NO I LOVE-

















