#thisiswhyi'msingle

[disasterificdallas]

so today at Publix a guy told me I was cute... and how did I react? I told him my skill level wasn't high enough for this and I ran away....

[likitysplitt]

On a Date

waitress: are the both of you ready to order? him: yeah i’ll have the steak special and she’ll have the salad me: *looks under table*  him: what are you looking for? me: the fucking giraffe or rabbit that you got...um i’ll have the chicken and pasta combo please with EXTRA sauce! and bring the salad still so he can feed his herbivore ass

[usosecksee]

Why do guys message you once and then ignore you afterwards?

You're the mofo who started the conversation, you better finish it! 

[xxlonewolfe]

Is it too much to ask for an anime watching, snuggle and cuddle loving, romantic gesture enjoying, romantic comedy tear jerking, good music listening, comfy sweater and jeans "not giving a fuck" wearing, sushi eating, endlessly beautifully eyed, simply adorable and irresistably smexy, poetry admiring and artistically aspiring, smiles that mean more than my hopeless words could write, with lips that intice my own with every spoken word; entranced by a voice not too different from the songs of siren's, with an adorable demeanor that begs to be smothered in hugs kind of girl. 

Maybe I'm too picky...... C'est la vie.

[darcythedreamboat]

Continuing to think about hay...

So like, continuing off my previous post, how come the "hay is for horses not for people" never spawned this thing where like you'd point at someone hot you're trying to pick up and scream "HAY FEVER!!!!" and then be like "you're so hot you gave me a fever, so I had to say HEY/HAY FEVER to you!"

[cufflinkdragon]

Just finished dissecting a squid. I aced the lab, but I now smell like formalin and old fish. Watch out ladies!

[empressofcats]

[paperflames-blog]

All I want to do is watch Black Books, drink wine and eat pide in bed.

I am currently engaging in all of the above minus the pide. (a good thing as I am 2kgs away from my goal weight yay!+ have to fit/look presentable in a child size costume on Wednesday night) 

I shouldn't be doing any of the above, including planning to be a ridiculously drunken mess on Wednesday night as I have soooooo much uni work to do! can't wait for everytime to be over and hopefully by some miracle I will pass all my courses including stat! argh