The Daily Disaster

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[rhaenyrastormborn]

This wasn’t just Tina’s fantasy, this is actual footage from Tina and JJ’s future wedding, trust me I am an Expert

[fluffysheeps]

Untoasted, Toasted, Burnt 🍞

[shdwdmn666-deactivated20181216]

Look @lenesahara corgis!

[wasbella102]

[sizvideos]

[league-of-extraordinarycomics]

Harley Quinn - Suicide Squad by Z-Studios

[roobz-deactivated20220823]

Star: *watching Bob's Burgers* omg I love her. Marco: *watching Bob's Burgers with his lesbian best friend* Love Who Star? Star: Tina. Marco: Ok why? Star: Because she's so cute that I just want to frickin cry.

I am all for Star fangirling over Tina but consider….tvtfoe au

[disasterificdallas]

So the other week I was asked by the bitch who lives in my diningroom to keep Rini in in the bedroom until the roomate wakes up (which is normally around 11 or 12) instead of bringing her out for her morning cartoons on mondays the reason said was that she's not to loud the the tv is.... I was so stunned that someone could be so rude and unreasonable that I just stared and said nothing... and a week later I'm still not sure what to say but my anger keeps coming back everytine I think about it and maybe I'm not seeing it from the other persons perspective cause it's my child..... but who ask that of a parent? First off you live in the dining/livingroom where people hang out and eat it's already difficult cause both lover and myself leave for work at 3 in the morning and we have to get ready in the dark cause we can't turn on the kitchen light to see cause she gets btichy we don't eat before work anymore cause we make to much noise using the toaster yet neither lover nor I have ever complained about how on nights she has the next day off she stays up till 2 in the monring playing video games and screaming like a banshee which we can hear in bedroom and keeps us up when we have work in a few hours, And I went and I asked a couple other people their opinion and they agreed with me so maybe it's not cause its my child?. Anyways its 7:18 Rini's awake has her bottle and is now screaming and upset cause she's not watching cartoons cause she's not welcome in the living room...

[disasterificdallas]

I haven't made a lover lost in a hot minute so I thought I'd share a bit of how great he is... first off to all single moms out there.. if your boyfriend isn't willing to babysit and be there for your child he's not really your boyfriend.. lover offered to babysit princess the other day when I got called into work.. came home to him on the floor playing with her and her just beaming at him... he also will cancel his plans and stay home with us (not all the time but when he can tell I've had a day he stays home and lets me be hella needy) and recently (last night) he playfully beat the shit out of his best friend who accidentally hit my lip with his headphones (it didnt hurt but I kinda teared up a bit in shock) either way I thought it was quite entertaining.

[disasterificdallas]

Wet willies

Why does lover seem to think that wet willies are a form on foreplay? Does anyone else have this issue with their boyfriend? Cause I'm not sure how to reset this particular feature...

[disasterificdallas]

Ovary explosion

I can't be the only girl that when she sees a guy being super adorable with small children the ovaries just go into overdrive... my lover is babysitting his nephew today and he's super sweet and playful with him... if I didnt already have the cutest sweetest baby ever I'd be jonsing for a baby

[spicyshimmy-blog]

no one fights like jim kirk

from great heights like jim kirk

no one’s style of weird combat delights like jim kirk’s

for there’s no one as defiant of gravity

he’s perfect. a pure paragon

[rhaenyrastormborn]

The way he holds her hand ❤️

[disasterificdallas]

Exploration

So last night was probably one of the most interesting nights of my life. My wonderful lover decided that since it's a 4 days weekend this weekend was all about trying new things in bed. We've done anal and a few different positions and while for him they might not be new things for me they are, I've never had an adventurous partner before or someone who can keep up with my sexual appetite. Anyways last night was just a fun playful kind of night. I got to use my handcuffs and my blind fold on him which was exciting for me. Tried out a cock ring ( that's my new favorite thing I think but I wanna try a vibrating one next) played around with some flavored lube and some sensatizing creams. This might not seem like a big deal but for me it was fun and relaxing. I'm a female that really enjoys sex but is never comfortable enough with a partner to really explore that side of myself, I think my lover wants me to take a dominant role in our sex life and that's something I've never considered but for once I feel safe enough with him and myself to attempt it, he also doesn't mind when I voice things I'm uncomfortable with or that I want to try he's pretty opened minded actually and let's me explore anything I want to and I kinda love him for it.... ( tonight I'm gonna try the edible body wax on him =3)

[ganseyrc]

In a Heartbeat (2017)

[disasterificdallas]

You're my chocolate covered orgasm filled with rainbows and unicorns.

Me to my lover as he brings me breakfast <3

[scrambledeggsandmoreeggs]

GET YA GIRL A LIL UNICORN KEYCHAIN TO IMPRESS

[disasterificdallas]

Naked and Afraid

So this morning I am sleeping comfortably and contently naked in my lovers bed ( about an hour after being woken up for a quick ( and unexpected but still enjoyable ) round his alarm goes off and he starts to get ready for work... I’m still half asleep and am only upset that my favorite source of warmth is dragging itself out of the bed, but also a little bit happy that now I have the whole bed to myself. Anyways he’s up and getting dressed he I’m trying to fall back asleep... when 30 minutes later his frickin frackin analog clock goes off like a shot gun to my face.. I jump and catch a scream in my throat trying to figure out what the hell is going on... all I can think is... I’m naked and afraid I’m naked and afraid and I’m gonna kill him for forgetting to turn off his 3rd alarm clock... 3rd alarm clock!!!!  He has 15 on his phone!!! Fucker better be glad I like him or I’d have skinned him alive for freaking me out....