#thisiswhyiamsingle

[jackcalavera]

Insecure men and people who act like they're single is my biggest peeve.

[krunclice]

Captions for this series of photos could be: "Hard working person" "Trying to show off new lipstick and nails at the same time" "Auditioning for role of female Zoolander" "Blanka, the supermodel of future" #czech #maybelline #superstaymatteink #selfie #atwork #ace #thisiswhyiamsingle

[sabrina420daily]

When you spend your day at the hospital visiting your twin. Walked to Chipotle, they got the real beer there. Corona Extra. #nypresbyterian #twin #sheissleeping #Chipotle #CoronaExtra #realbeer #spanishpeopleproblems #cantlooknice #hiton # whistledat #menarepigs #andverydisrespectful #thisiswhyiamsingle #gettingbetter #prayers #learnedtodraw #crayons #loser (at NEW YORK PRESBYTERIAN HOSPITAL)

[addictedtothefangirllife]

I think a guy in my classes is flirting with my... but I’m not sure. But I think he is. But I’m not sure!!!!!

[chemicallycole]

*hears phone ringing*

(Says nothing)

Person on the line: hello

Verbatim I said: “Yeah, I heard you.”