#thisiswhyidontgoout

[renarheaves]

In my defense, I thought it was a unicorn 🤷🏽‍♀️ #partywithme #thisiswhyidontgoout #thisiswhyidontdrink

[wavytrillbaby]

Me when I have to go to a concert

[amarshmallownamedo]

Waiter: and how are you doing over here?

Me: fine you?

[holycheeselouise]

I dont look stupid sitting alone with a pitcher of beer. Not at all.

[th3nanner]

That awkward moment when someone says "I believe I haven't met you before" and you literally met them in the same situation not even a month before