#thisiswhyidontdrink

[auntie-social-acab]

I had a moonshine watermelon Long Island iced tea last night, and I thought I sent a very coherent text to my best friend directly afterward, but no. #fail @goblynn #moonshine #alcohol #thisiswhyidontdrink

[telltweetlehehasason]

i cant believe i am tweetles actual son

[telltweetlehehasason]

if anyone sees tweetle. tell him he has a son

tweetle has a right to know

[riggsmortis-blog]

From the night we went out drinking when our girl was here visiting. Had a fun night drinking 😂 #lastweek #deinkingontuesday #thisiswhyidontdrink #jeffreestarcosmetics #medusa #girlswithink #sexy #funmemories https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx95hX3FRdE/?igshid=1o6ee9ldr6svu

[sweatmaster3000]

Fuck

So this is what i get for hooking up with a fuck boy, legit like two pumps and done😒.... lets hope this forsnt come back to bite me in the ass😭😂

[renarheaves]

In my defense, I thought it was a unicorn 🤷🏽‍♀️ #partywithme #thisiswhyidontgoout #thisiswhyidontdrink

[xodarbiox]

It's been 10 hours since I have that 1 cup of coffee. Ahhhhhhhh. Also. Finished season 1 of daredevil. Nice mindless senseless violence show with some good action and drama. Bit predictable in some parts. That truck roll on the last ep was a bit of a let down for an otherwise excellent final. I don't know if it was cgi or real life stunts but it just didn't seem right. Anyways. Tomorrow I'll start season 2. This is what happens when you see an ad of tumblr. You spend the next 3 days bing watching a show. #caffinatedhighanditjustwontfly #itsbeentendamnhours #thisiswhyidontdrink #daredevil

[let-go-of-control]

Beginning. Middle. End. 🙈🙉🙊 #thisiswhyidontdrink