A customer comes in and I think "you're an old rude bitch, so let me proactively place your products in two separate bags so you don't whine about it being heavy and make me separate them later" she proceeds to go "put all of that in one bag!!!" ALL TWENTY POUNDS. In one flimsy paper bag. Okay twat waffle. I load her purchase into one bag, tell her to have a nice day - and I don't even whisper "fuck you" under my breath ...and she goes "this is really heavy" YOU DONT SAY











