#thisprobablyhappened

[boywifeofficial]

This probably happened

Burr: Hamilton doesn’t hesitate, he exhibits no restraint-

Laurens: Not when he’s alone with me he doesn’t

Burr: Wait wat

Laurens: *wiggles eyebrows suggestively* 

[vaintecrepuscule]

Professional Confessional Conversations

Man: Forgive me Father, for I have sinned the cardinal sin of Lust in my moment of weakness-

Father: NOPE

Father: You aren't forgiven, you punk ass man-whore

Father: Go bang those whores you hired