When I see myself on the jumbotron at sporting events
I usually look like:

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When I see myself on the jumbotron at sporting events
I usually look like:
When I take my first drink of wine after a long day
I'm like:
When I leave my friend while she's being hit on by an awkward stranger
When I saw my first grey hair in the mirror
I was like:
When I get in bed on Sunday night
I'm just like:
When my boss points out an error in one of my assignments
I'm like:
And he's like:
When I realize I'm so hungover I have the shakes
When someone asks why I don't want to lay out by the pool