#thistlecaster

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maybe my sense of humor's fucked, but i genuinely think it would be so funny to have gorgug and fabian under the impression that they're both sterile (being half-orc and half-elf, respectively). either as set-up for a thistlecaster accidental pregnancy plot or just a comedic one-shot of them finding out that is NOT in fact the case. maybe freshman year kristen tosses that little factoid out while complaining about her parents being racist? like something along the lines where her parents said something the previous night about orcs or elves, kristen pushed back, and while recounting the argument to her friends she's like "And I said, okay, if humans are REALLY so different from orcs and elves, please explain why we can have fertile offspring with them. Please tell me why this isn't a mule situation." and fabian and gorgug (who were absolutely under the impression that this WAS a mule situation) are immediately like 😨 say psych right now.

if you want to go the accidental pregnancy route but aren't sure how to square that with gorgug dating zelda and (by implication) maryann and canonically having sex with zelda, he absolutely would wear a condom if only for easier cleanup. if satyrs and kobolds are ACTUALLY unable to have viable offspring with more "humanoid" races/species like orcs and/or both girls were on birth control, the misunderstanding may simply have never come up.

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for the blorbo kink ask game:

sexual

gorgug: being manhandled

fabian: praise

ragh: making his partners cry (pleasure usually, frustration sometimes)

nonsexual

gorgug: caretaking (receiving)

fabian: caretaking also (either side). enjoys giving gifts as well.

ragh: being trusted. likes when his partner(s) have him take the reins with decisions.

gorgug: being manhandled

yes absolutely!! I've mentioned this in pretty much all of my thistlerock fics but he for sure likes that ragh can easily throw him around. he's super not used to it and gets very flustered the first few times it happens. on the flip side, being picked up or manhandled by enemies larger than him in combat freaks him out (especially after what happened during the fight with porter) way more than it would any of the other bad kids since it's so rare

fabian: praise

like, who DOESN'T have a praise kink? I do think, though, in Fabian's case, his partners have to be a bit more subtle about it. calling him a good boy isn't gonna cut it---he mostly just likes being showered in compliments and told when he's doing a good job

ragh: making his partners cry

honestly?? I've had this exact kink picked out FOR FABIAN. but I coukd see ragh liking it too! which is super convenient for the both of them since gorgug cries so easily lol

gorgug: caretaking (receiving)

I think gorgug would really really like this. I actually think a huge reason he likes ragh is that he feels like he doesnt have to be the caretaker all of the time. and fabian does sort of take care of him too, just more in a financial sense lol

fabian: caretaking (either)

for sure. he loves being pampered and also loves giving gifts (and receiving them---we all know he worships the best friend necklace riz gave him)

ragh: being trusted

yeah absolutely!! I think he goes through an insecure patch after all his trauma with Coach and Dayne where he thinks he isn't good at making decisions for himself, let alone others, but he's actively working on it (we're so proud of him!!) and eventually he gets to the point where he's a natural leader when it comes to hangouts, vacations, parties, and all that other stuff!!

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guys hear me out.

thistlecaster

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you've heard of girlgug now get ready for: babe-ian

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thistlecaster

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dimension 20 (Web Series), Fantasy High Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Fabian Aramais Seacaster/Gorgug Thistlespring Characters: Gorgug Thistlespring, Fabian Aramais Seacaster Additional Tags: High Sex, but they don't realize they're high, they ate pot brownies without realizing, fern brownies?, First Time, handjobs, Blowjobs, well more like, face fucking, Fingers in Mouth, yeah you know it's my fic when someone's playing with Gorgug's tusks, Oh and there's also, Come Swallowing, And also guess what, Cuddling Summary:

Gorgug is over at Fabian's place for a lo-fi study night and they both end up eating some brownies Max brings over. When Gorgug starts feeling sleepy, he asks Fabian if he can sleep over.

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I'm trying so hard to write a thistlecaster fic rn and it isn't going ANYWHERE and I think I know why...