I had a discussion with my psycho brother today and he was like “I have never masturbated. I pride myself in it. People who masturbate disgust me." I was like…. well you know it helps you last longer during sex. And he replied with, “Well I know that when I lose my virginity it will last 30 seconds and it will be on my wedding night." Alright brother. Thats a great way to disappoint your wife on the most special night of her life.











