Sep 19, 2017
*tears streaming down my face* are you seeing this?
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*tears streaming down my face* are you seeing this?
I’m just going to express my feelings of excitement over the fact that in 5 days. 5 DAYS. I’m going to pax east for my birthday and my awesome big broski has vowed to wait with me in line as long as it takes to meet the most awesomest person in the world! I’m so excited I can’t sleep. It’s terrible guys, WEEEEEEEEE!!!
PAUL WALKER DIED IN A CAR CRASH AND I KNOW I SHOULDN'T BE BUT IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN
Guys this is the fist time I’ve wanted it to be November in August. Can we just ugh like jabfhedgvhrgygfrIYWGFJJDBFHDGYVGyr
I had a discussion with my psycho brother today and he was like “I have never masturbated. I pride myself in it. People who masturbate disgust me." I was like…. well you know it helps you last longer during sex. And he replied with, “Well I know that when I lose my virginity it will last 30 seconds and it will be on my wedding night." Alright brother. Thats a great way to disappoint your wife on the most special night of her life.