Alison: Surprise! I've missed you guys so much! We wanted Mia's first birthday to be with you guys, didn't we, Mia?
Robin: Okay, so, Captain sleep with Julian, but that make Pat jealous, so after little talk Captain sleep with Pat as regular thing, but then Captain ask sleep with me! But he say is because he like Pat a lot and want to practice mouth stuff before doing it on Pat. Pat don't like idea of practice with someone else so I no go there. I'm no home wrecker. Then Thomas call Captain "Casio Nova" - I think means "slut" in fancy poet talk - but really he mad because Captain get all the action, so he pretend to be with Kitty. But pretending turn into real thing and now Thomas and Kitty are couple and hold hand all the time. Oh, and Fanny sleep with Humphrey again.
Alison: And hello to you, too, Robi- what do you mean, again?