#thneedville:ground zero

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There you are....

Bastards. 

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So how long have you been doing this for?

Uhh... What exactly do you mean by “This”?

If you mean maintaining this here homestead, I’d say it’s been a month or two. 

But. If you’re talking about this,  as in surviving the zombie apocalypse.....

Let’s say..... I’ve been around the block before. 

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Announcement:

((Rett’s blog is being rebooted! But don’t go anywhere: it’s all happening right here. This post marks the beginning of round 2.  If you’d like to see the old story, don’t worry, it’s still here!  There is a button on the right side of this blog marked “Old Story.” To see only the New Story, there’s a button for that too! As for old asks, they’re being deleted, so if you have a burning question for Rett that never got answered, now’s the time to send it in! A word of caution though: the events of round 1 never happened. I hope you all join me for our new adventure!))

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[The soft swishing of grass as the trio walks.]

....

R: Bobby-

R: You’re starting to freak me out. Where are you taking me?

B: No questions right now, Rett.

R: But Bob-

B: Rett. I’m not talking till later.

I: Walk,

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Got zombie problems already? How'd that happen?

Call it a hunch, but I think they’re mad about their friends here.  Boy, the sanitation department is really lacking in my area. The garbage man better come soon. 

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Wait, waIT WAIT ICE!! 

Wait,, I know him. Rett... Are you stupid, we could have killed you!

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Look out behind you, bud!

Who’s over there?? Show yourself! A little late on the heads-up, guys-  Fuck, Okay, it- it’s okay.