#rettpost

[t-flu2]

There you are....

Bastards. 

[t-flu2]

[ask-eat-ler] 'There is no way you are going to survive. This bullshit is going to wipe out the entire human race.'

I talked to a girl on the radio tonight,

She said that space and time are warped out here, and that in some places, the infection has been spreading for longer than others. Like, years difference,  ...She sounds like a nut. But I asked her what she thought about the possibility of a place that hadn’t been reached by zombies yet. It was fun to believe that for a second. 

[t-flu2]

nice and toasty! wanna take advantage of the extra light and heat to cook up something?

My sources say “no.” The whole point of the bonfire was a diversion, so I could get away unbothered.  You thought I didn’t think this through, didn’t you? I’m three steps ahead!

[t-flu2]

So how long have you been doing this for?

Uhh... What exactly do you mean by “This”?

If you mean maintaining this here homestead, I’d say it’s been a month or two. 

But. If you’re talking about this,  as in surviving the zombie apocalypse.....

Let’s say..... I’ve been around the block before. 

[t-flu2]

*Blows your match out*

You’re Bogus.

[t-flu2]

All in good time.  You assholes lost?

[t-flu2]

[t-flu2]

Awww, maybe they were nice people who could've helped you! u.u

Yeah, and maybe they wanted t- Huh??

There he is! Oh! Ice, lookout--!!