Bite Me

The name's Everett. I'm 20 years old, and I'm doomed to shamble around among the zombies until someone comes up with a cure for zombie-ism.

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B: Hao, Move before I remove you. 

H: No outsiders, Captain’s orders. 

B: Spare me the lecture, Endzone is expecting us. 

H: No.

B: I’ve got it covered and I’m not arguing with you. Besides, Ice outranks you. 

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Are you their prisoner?

....No, I don’t think so. Sure seems like it. But I dont think so. 

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Who is that? How does she know you?

She’s an old friend of mine, since before the damage. We... we dated once but.  Is is just me, or is she acting super weird?

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B: Stop here. Wait for the signal. 

R: I’ve never seen a camp so big. 

....

B: Let’s Go. 

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[The soft swishing of grass as the trio walks.]

....

R: Bobby-

R: You’re starting to freak me out. Where are you taking me?

B: No questions right now, Rett.

R: But Bob-

B: Rett. I’m not talking till later.

I: Walk,

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-END OF LIVE EVENT-

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Wait, waIT WAIT ICE!! 

Wait,, I know him. Rett... Are you stupid, we could have killed you!

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HrAH! 

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Awww, maybe they were nice people who could've helped you! u.u

Yeah, and maybe they wanted t- Huh??

There he is! Oh! Ice, lookout--!!

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Ohhh, sneaky sneaky. Is it just two people? I bet you could take them >:)c

The only thing I’m trying to “””take””””  is myself out of this situation!

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No, no!! Hide, stupid!

!!

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Are they raiders? D: be safe!!

I’m not sticking around to find out! 

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Check over there, I thought I just heard something.. Phew...

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Hewo

Oh, Hello! I’m a little busy at the moment!!!

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Look out behind you, bud!

Who’s over there?? Show yourself! A little late on the heads-up, guys-  Fuck, Okay, it- it’s okay. 

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so. how ya feeling now

Feels like I’ve been walking for DAYS!