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Hiiiii.
I am physically incapable of using the stairs at the mall -- actually, let alone anywhere.
I'm now sporting a bruise on my leg from diving in front of a woman's shopping cart when Lucas took off and started to try and waddle away from me. Great.
My mother mass texted me and my sisters a little note and refereed to us as 'peeps', that's about as gangster as Kris can possibly get. Good morning to all of you though, what's going on?
I believe it's safe to say that I have a serious obsession with cheesy pick-up lines and knock-knock jokes, and I'm also becoming quite the comedian.
I'm in a real pissy mood, so I might get drunk just y'know -- why not?
I had a small child try to full on tackle me at the store while I was shopping for Lucas today. So you could say my day was pretty interesting.
Just received twelve lovely dick pics from some random number. Whoever this guy was trying to send them to, I saved him because these are not only horrible, but his penis is extremely ugly.