Mar 30, 2019
If You're a Geezer & Kelsey Turner is Tryna Holla...
If You’re a Geezer & Kelsey Turner is Tryna Holla…
Listen, before I became sorta a schlub – which is what I am now – I wouldn’t even take a bitch on a date unless we were already actively fucking.
All that “auditioning” and shit for the pussy?
Un uh.
Why the fuck should I spend Dollar One on you unless I already know that you’re worth something.
Of course, through the prism of time, I began to consider this perspective “immature” – I was wrong –…
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