#thornespeaks

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Love when my anxiety is spot on because I felt the breakup coming and I woke up to the text

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May I present Her Majesty, “Count Dracula’s Ball” based on the 2004 Van Helsing film

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I made my boyfriend a bracelet

Oh yeah I have a boyfriend now 😇

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I made my therapist feel old by mocking him when he said he had a smartphone in highschool, just “you had smartphones back then?”

The man’s only 31

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Introducing:

Barbie: The Princess and the Pauper

The Red Queen

The Shenandoah Roses

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Was listening to Sink the Bismarck in the car and my mom said Churchill was a cagey bastard and I responded with “well you don’t win wars by being fair. You use nuclear warfare.” And then that started a 15 minute tangent on the ethics of nuclear warfare as retaliation

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My therapist told me to make my fears my bitches.

Well, not necessarily in that direct wording but it’s what he meant and by God I intend to do it

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I bought a new dog

Her name is Cirilla